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[Inferno.]

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend’s testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp (43) allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 4am on February 18.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court today for a brief hearing to deny the charge.

The defendant was granted bail until her two or three-day trial, which will be fixed later.

I fear for my own safety sometimes, living in Newcastle.

[Slacker Magician]

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend’s testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp (43) allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 4am on February 18.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court today for a brief hearing to deny the charge.

The defendant was granted bail until her two or three-day trial, which will be fixed later.

[Drageuth]

The announcers for international soccer games are amusing .

Unfortunately, after watching the same commentators for years, it's very hard to watch anyone else commentate an NHL game for me. It just doesn't feel right...

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend’s testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp (43) allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 4am on February 18.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court today for a brief hearing to deny the charge.

The defendant was granted bail until her two or three-day trial, which will be fixed later.

That made me cringe just reading it...

[Inferno.]

Don't go mature hunting in Newcastle, you'll get your balls bitten off.

[Tassadar]

I fear for my own safety sometimes, living in Newcastle.

Unfortunately, after watching the same commentators for years, it's very hard to watch anyone else commentate an NHL game for me. It just doesn't feel right...



That made me cringe just reading it...

What's worse is she denies it, how else did they leave?

Don't go mature hunting in Newcastle, you'll get your balls bitten off.

That's a funny name for it, never heard that one before.

[Slacker Magician]

Unfortunately, after watching the same commentators for years, it's very hard to watch anyone else commentate an NHL game for me. It just doesn't feel right...

That made me cringe just reading it...

I understand what you mean, a change in voices you're used to hearing is strange.

Don't go mature hunting in Newcastle, you'll get your balls bitten off.

[Inferno.]

Well I'm off.

But I'll be posting again in an hour or something.

[Drageuth]

I should really start working on this, but I can't focus sitting in my "dining room."

[Slacker Magician]

Well I'm off.

But I'll be posting again in an hour or something.

Bye... Again .

[Drageuth]

I'm gonna go for a walk, and buy a pack of smokes and a Coke.
... maybe just a pack of smokes.

... I'm gonna go for a walk.

[Slacker Magician]

I should really start working on this, but I can't focus sitting in my "dining room."

My ability to focus is directly linked to proximity to a computer .

[Slacker Magician]

I'm gonna go for a walk, and buy a pack of smokes and a Coke.
... maybe just a pack of smokes.

... I'm gonna go for a walk.

Smoking is bad for your lungs, and your wallet .

[Drageuth]

My ability to focus is directly linked to proximity to a computer .

Sadly, the work is on my computer.
My ability to focus is directly linked to how comfortable I am where I am working, and how much there is to do.

If I'm at the library, or a coffee shop, I can work my ass off because there are people around me, and I don't want to be one of those guys sitting in a coffee house checking his Facebook.

If I'm at home... I'll do pretty much anything 'cept for work.

Or clean.

[Drageuth]

Smoking is bad for your lungs, and your wallet .

Smoking is bad for your FACE.
As in, I'm going to punch the next person who tells me that.

[Slacker Magician]

Smoking is bad for your FACE.
As in, I'm going to punch the next person who tells me that.

Also true .