The Poptart Cat-Out: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Drageuth]

Maybe I wasn't trained as well, but normally I leave my knives at work.

The motel we were staying at had fuckall for knives for cooking, so he had brought his boning knife back to the motel with him.
Hilarity ensued.

I usually leave my knives at work, but I do bring them home sometimes when they need a really thorough sharpening that I don't have time for at work.

[Drageuth]

With random throat humming tossed in for good measure. Or possibly just this "song" playing instead.

I'm so glad I didn't have my speakers cranked when I opened that video. My neighbours probably think I'm enough of a freak as it is.

[Raype]

When I was on my training thing out in Kamloops, we were staying at a motel. One Friday night, I had just gotten back to the motel after grabbing some Wendys. I was planning on reading for a bit and going to bed.
Apparently there was some boozing going on with a couple of my classmates next door. They invited me over. I ate my Wendys and went over.

When I get there, the guy whose room it was and one of our under-age classmates were having a conversation, and Steve (the guy whose room it was) was gesturing with a knife about some fucked up sex thing he got to do with some chick (and yes, it involved a knife). I had already heard this story (and it still keeps me up at nights), so I grabbed a beer.

Within FIVE FUCKING MINUTES of me being there, Steve stabbed himself in the ass. Pretty good, too. He didn't stop telling his story while he had his pants down, wiping up blood and applying a bandage in front of five people he has known for all of a week.

Wow, that's pretty fucked up.

That was a fucked up night. We may have killed a hooker, too -- I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

Well, I guess we've all been there...

Then we watched Jersey Shore.

OH MY GOD, YOU SICK FUCK. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO EAT HERE.

I want to go play something on the PS3. But I'm stuck here repeatedly checking for new posts.

I don't even have any links to update. MY SECTIONS KEEP MAGICALLY UPDATING THEMSELVES. I finally get some free time back and people go and recruit new mods with nothing else better to do.

I can't tell if this pleases me or not.

It's not quite as fun when you can't spy on people, or when you don't see a little "XXXX is online" pop up during an important cutscene, breaking the immersion.

Speaking of magic, there is much anime watchage to be had, were it not already had.

[Milady]

Should go watch some anime, clearly. I bet even women like Maya's legs.

I was going to download something earlier today, but I ended up sleeping much longer than I intended. I'll be looking into the suggestions from you and Gare tomorrow, however.

I know! Overzealous little motherfuckers....
Oh well. Just enjoy all of the perks with none of the responsibilities of a mod. Go ban some newbs to make yourself feel productive.



WHOA WHOA WHOA

... which Pokemon?

I can't ban anyone who hasn't posted in my sections. This group of people does, however, include deadlegion. Hm... /wanders off to investigate

Pokemon White, since it's the only one on my DS. He's made use of cheats to catch himself a Bulbasaur and a Pikachu. Milady approves (+50).

[Jazzmarazz]

The motel we were staying at had fuckall for knives for cooking, so he had brought his boning knife back to the motel with him.
Hilarity ensued.

I usually leave my knives at work, but I do bring them home sometimes when they need a really thorough sharpening that I don't have time for at work.

Im paid by the hour, so I always have time at work to sharpen them.

[Raype]

With random throat humming tossed in for good measure. Or possibly just this "song" playing instead.

Best OST of all time.

Truly.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Kouen pointed me out for a good game deal on Trine and other games I can't remember where you pay what you want. I'm downloading them atm.

and good morning

[Ivolt]

With random throat humming tossed in for good measure. Or possibly just this "song" playing instead.

This is literally the most awkward OST I've ever loved.

Also, I raise you this for music

[Milady]

It's not quite as fun when you can't spy on people, or when you don't see a little "XXXX is online" pop up during an important cutscene, breaking the immersion.

Speaking of magic, there is much anime watchage to be had, were it not already had.

I know. I like seeing when people sign in. I feel so isolated without my PSN.

I made my little sister watch a bit of Madoka when she was here the past couple of days. She went home with all twelve episodes on her flash drive.

[Drageuth]

Pokemon White, since it's the only one on my DS. He's made use of cheats to catch himself a Bulbasaur and a Pikachu. Milady approves (+50).

Well, it's a start.
I don't suppose you have a GBA and a copy of Fire Red/Leaf Green lying around? I usually recommend those ones to people who are just starting up in the series... moves a lot nicer than the originals, but it's not as fuckawful confusing as most of the others.

[Colamisu]

Best OST of all time.

Truly.

Yeah, it's definitely pretty up there. I love how the ED theme sounds like something from an early 90s show.

[Milady]

Well, it's a start.
I don't suppose you have a GBA and a copy of Fire Red/Leaf Green lying around? I usually recommend those ones to people who are just starting up in the series... moves a lot nicer than the originals, but it's not as fuckawful confusing as most of the others.

Nope. I have no idea what happened to the GBA I used to have, it disappeared when I lived at my Dad's house with a bunch of thieving step- and half-siblings. And I never actually owned any of the GBA Pokemon games.

[Colamisu]

Nope. I have no idea what happened to the GBA I used to have, it disappeared when I lived at my Dad's house with a bunch of thieving step- and half-siblings. And I never actually owned any of the GBA Pokemon games.

Sounds like it's time for you to get an EZFlash IV. Or an EZFlashV 3-in-1. I personally suggest the former, as it'll have its own storage.

[Drageuth]

Im paid by the hour, so I always have time at work to sharpen them.

I'm paid by the hour as well. Usually a quick run over a tri-stone is enough to keep them in line, but sometimes -- especially during a busy week -- I forget about it or keep putting it off until they get really, really fucked. Then I usually bring them home, spend about half an hour getting the perfect edge on them, give them a nice cleaning, and take them back to work to get fucked up again. Usually happens about once every three months.

Also, I'm the "designate" in my department, so the majority of my days is spent doing little bits of work here and there, and helping out with paperwork/running the shop. I have to put up the proper "appearance" for how to manage time, even though I'm just a part-time cutter getting dick all for hours, and they seem to expect that they can bring me in for two days a week, and on my first day back after a week off, I'll know what's happened in the last seven days enough to make an appropriate order, adjust quantities of what's coming in on the computer, and run the show like I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Fucking hate my store.

Can't wait to quit.

... my steak knife is pretty sexy, though.

[Ivolt]

No, seriously, why the fuck is his fight theme 80's porn music?