The Poptart Cat-Out: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Quiji]

Quiji tells the best stories.

THE BEST STORIES EVER.

There are definitely more stories of my life, almost all of them I would rather not discuss.

Quiji, a normal person would've gotten her to pay him back for a video game.

I don't think money was in her mind for pay back, I guarantee. More in the terms of secretly slipped in aphrodisiacs in shit. Or large needles.
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Damn, son. I'd be locked up in my house holding a phone and a large knife for a week if that shit happened to me.

I don't want to document my life the month after that event, but it was pretty scary at times. I even quit my job.

Also, what the fuck Quiji?

Uhhh, Cosmic wanted to know the story of 10 free boxes of Reese's eggs.

And your problem with this is what now?

The best sex is the kind where you can't look yourself in the mirror afterwards.

(Fucking Yanderes bro. Fucking Yanderes.)

Maybe when I'm bolder. At least at this point I would probably shit my pants in the anticipation.

Write a book and I'll buy a dozen copies.

How about I write a small pamphlet? Some crap in my life I STILL grimace thinking about it. I just couldn't be able to write it down, letting people actually read it.

I told him to write a memoir.

I will write one just for you, Ivolt. But if it slips out of your hands, you will die.

[Ivolt]

Which reminds me, I never finished the first KH. And no, not because of the camera. I totally got over that.

It's just kind of a shit game. Which I'd be willing to tolerate if the plot was any good. But it's not.

You speak several HERESIES AND LIES.

SO MANY HERESIES AND LIES.

SO MANY.

...

Alright, it's the weakest entry in the series. But it passes just because it's the first one. THE STORY IS FINE THOUGH, SIR. I WILL SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU NOW.

[Fer!]

Uhhh, Cosmic wanted to know the story of 10 free boxes of Reese's eggs.

She wanted to kill you with diabetes then?

[Fer!]

Jack Skellington and Beast > God Tier characters.

[Ivolt]

I will write one just for you, Ivolt. But if it slips out of your hands, you will die.

When you say slips out, does this mean I can never let go of my laptop ever again, or suffer your wrath?

Because that's not gonna work with my schedule.

[Raype]

This is the first EP project that's been completed in a while.

I mean, Hypnos is still working on Deception 3, hasn't updated The Essence Star in a while, Corey just bailed on LoZ, and I refuse to just put out this footage as it is (But I have it done, and commentary too, which is the funny part. If someone wants to put this together for me... )

So yeah, congrats.

Clearly someone needs to whip us all into shape.

Possibly Tan, because he kept trying to make me sign onto other projects all night.

GODDAMMIT TAN, I'M ONLY ONE MAN.

She wanted to kill you with diabetes then?

I'd be careful with those reeses though.

Chocolate, peanut butter, and her blood.

Or so anime has taught me.

[Shareware]

lol sup

[Nemkoon]

Shareware to the Count to Shareware?

[Ivolt]

Clearly someone needs to whip us all into shape.

Possibly Tan, because he kept trying to make me sign onto other projects all night.

GODDAMMIT TAN, I'M ONLY ONE MAN.

I am told we are to play through Dungeon Hunters once again. While one of you records.

Hilarious? y/n

[Raype]

I am told we are to play through Dungeon Hunters once again. While one of you records.

Hilarious? y/n

Y.

Very Y.

Now we just need to get PSN back, possibly get Tan another capture card (because otherwise I'm stuck on record duty), and hopefully find a fourth sufferer.

Alternatively, we do Legendary mode.

Because FUCKING ICE BULLSHIT.

(Although our initial reaction to the final chunk of the game would have been priceless to record. Talk about an "oh crap" moment. )

[Jazzmarazz]

Jackhammer has chosen a new Avi!?
Has hell frozen over?

[Gare]

He has?

*checks*

He has. Huh.

[Ivolt]

Y.

Very Y.

Now we just need to get PSN back, possibly get Tan another capture card (because otherwise I'm stuck on record duty), and hopefully find a fourth sufferer.

Alternatively, we do Legendary mode.

Because FUCKING ICE BULLSHIT.

(Although our initial reaction to the final chunk of the game would have been priceless to record. Talk about an "oh crap" moment. )

4th member: Prude's cat.

Make it happen.

[Beelzebub]

Master lists all updated. Now it's time to start dinner. Making Cap N' Crunch pork-loin chops.

[Gare]

You speak several HERESIES AND LIES.

SO MANY HERESIES AND LIES.

SO MANY.

...

Alright, it's the weakest entry in the series. But it passes just because it's the first one. THE STORY IS FINE THOUGH, SIR. I WILL SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU NOW.

I BELIEVE I MUST RETURN THE FAVOR WITH A FISTSHAKE OF MY OWN, GOOD SIR.

Not that I'm really qualified to judge the whole plot. There's like a bajillion games in the series and I've only played one.