The Korean Fan Death out: thats not funny guys cousin gerald died that way

[Elin]

If I had the money my house would be littered with electronics. I mean, really, just littered with unnecessary electronic devices everywhere. The heat would be unbearable. Not to mention the steady hum emanating outwards at all hours of the day and night. The dogs would never stop barking.

"Why is that hair dryer running 24/7?"
"Never know when your hair's going to get wet. Best to plan ahead."

[Quiji]

She was already sold for half a million euros.

Nah nah, just the breed.

[Elin]

Bought a 1GB RAM for my PEECEE. Now I'm gonna save up for the vidcard.

Whatcha wanting to play? Or just a general upgrade?

[Gare]

*enters Hangout*

VOMIT AND FECAL MATTER

Um...

[Synthetik]

Bought a 1GB RAM for my PEECEE. Now I'm gonna save up for the vidcard.

I love installing more RAM. It's like your computer just smoked crack.

* - star - Rainbow Shitting Pony.

OOH OOH I'm changing my list now.

*erases pony and replaces with "Flying unicorn that shits golden eggs"*

[Elin]

*enters Hangout*

VOMIT AND FECAL MATTER

Um...

From me, no less. Obviously not a good day.

[Gare]

Don't worry Quiji, people just poke fun at you because they're jealous of your vidya game collection. But not me, because I'm a good friend.

Speaking of which, will you buy me a pony?

What's there to be jealous of? Shitty consoles?

[Raype]

I want a life size real world version of robot unicorn attack.

Complete with live music.

[Gare]

From me, no less. Obviously not a good day.

Yeah, I was going to say. What kind of bizarro EP is this where Elin discusses... uh, whatever nightmare fuel you guys were discussing.

[Elin]

I want a life size real world version of robot unicorn attack.

Complete with live music.

It's sad that getting Erasure to play Always for you on demand is actually the most reasonable part of that request.

[Synthetik]

"Why is that hair dryer running 24/7?"
"Never know when your hair's going to get wet. Best to plan ahead."

Seriously. I mean, the hairdryer takes an entire 20 seconds to heat up. Completely unacceptable.

Nah nah, just the breed.

Oh, you're right.

Yes! Buy that one! She has a temperament of 1, which apparently means that she is impervious to explosive devices. What suckers, you think they would be selling a horse with super powers for a little bit more than $150,000.

[Elin]

It's sad that getting Erasure to play Always for you on demand is actually the most reasonable part of that request.

And now I'm listening to it on Youtube. Thanks Ray.

[Fer!]

Whatcha wanting to play? Or just a general upgrade?

Exclusive PC games, been wanting to play The Witcher since a friend has been all "PLAY THE WITCHER DUDE, PLAY IT, PLAY IT!" And Starcraft 2, plus other games that are ridiculously cheap in Steam from time to time. Been getting used to PC gaming for the last couple of days (namely saying that I'm finally playing HL2 after having it in my Library for more than two years ) so who knows, maybe some day I'll switch to PC, but I'm still a console boy.

[Quiji]

Why buy RAM when you can download it?

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

[Fer!]

I love installing more RAM. It's like your computer just smoked crack.

OOH OOH I'm changing my list now.

*erases pony and replaces with "Flying unicorn that shits golden eggs"*

Yeah, I still remember when I was running my XP install with 192MB, bought a GB and then it was just 'oh shit dude, what the fuck, SHIT BE LOADING FAST AS LIGHTNING'

Drilling horn it's a plus too.