Just be thankful I didn't go all Antichrist on your cock.
I guess "operation: give all our guns to mexicans, take guns away from our people. Then use that as justification for the continued war on drugs and possibly a further operation to invade mexico" didn't fit on the whiteboard.
They will, for about 1 to 2 administrations. But then one of your leaders gets out of line and they have to start training a bunch of terrorists to overthrow the previous US sponsored terrorist.
AMERICA: FUCK YEAH.
(Sidenote: I totally think Operation: The Goonies is going to be the concept of a Child Crusades-esque movement at some point. It's just too fitting. )