The Korean Fan Death out: thats not funny guys cousin gerald died that way

[Kouen Hasuki]

I just got back from the ER, seems I actually did break my toe, freakin wonderful.

all it took was a bad trip (note to self do NOT do that again)

ER for a broken toe? lol

Last time I was in ER was when my Colon Burst inside of me

[Supreme Warrior]

Toe happen to be Greatly swollen, and leaking liquid and the nail half off? dont forget the godaweful pain.

and Your Colon...........Exploded?!

[deadlegion]

*fart*

[Kouen Hasuki]

Toe happen to be Greatly swollen, and leaking liquid and the nail half off? dont forget the godaweful pain.

and Your Colon...........Exploded?!

yes... yes it did... its a pain you would rather not have I would have been happy to trade your toe for my guts at the time

[Yip Yip]

Last time I was in ER was when my Colon Burst inside of me

TMI

[Raype]

FUCKING FINALLY.

I hit the middle of May as part of that sidequest.

In other words, it'd have taken me at least another month if I did that shit in real time.

Oh well, success!

Important thing to note. They DO open the can when they start to drink. Otherwise nothing will go down your throat.

That too.

The air pressure can't work if there isn't a way for air to flow into the can.

ER for a broken toe? lol

Last time I was in ER was when my Colon Burst inside of me

Some of us live in countries with a medical system that isn't stuck in the dark ages.

[Supreme Warrior]

yes... yes it did... its a pain you would rather not have I would have been happy to trade your toe for my guts at the time

so what did they do, and how in hell did your colon burst?

[Kouen Hasuki]

FUCKING FINALLY.

I hit the middle of May as part of that sidequest.

In other words, it'd have taken me at least another month if I did that shit in real time.

Oh well, success!



That too.

The air pressure can't work if there isn't a way for air to flow into the can.



Some of us live in countries with a medical system that isn't stuck in the dark ages.

and rape yer bank account

[Yip Yip]

so what did they do, and how in hell did your colon burst?

I'm not sure you want to know the answer.

[Supreme Warrior]

Dont tell me you tried to imitate Mr Hands?

Just kidden

[Kouen Hasuki]

so what did they do, and how in hell did your colon burst?

Cutting a long story short, the wall of my colon created a pocket that shit got stuck in, it festered and infected the colon causing it to swell until it burst becuase it got so swollen that the shit had no where to go, in fact it was backing up into my stomach >.<
They ended up having to remove 70cm of my colon it wasn't salvageable.

Pro's n Cons of this

Pro: Ill never be constipated
Con: More Prone to having the shits

[Supreme Warrior]

That sucks Kouen, Lucky to be alive, I recall if shit got into your body outside your intestines you were Screwed because of bacteria.

[Yip Yip]

OK, now that we are completely aware of each other's rectal configuration I feel much better now.

[Supreme Warrior]

OK, now that we are completely aware of each other's rectal configuration I feel much better now.

you have no room to talk dill.

and Kouen, regarding the ER Trip, I broke it last tuesday and finally decided to get it looked at today.

[Kouen Hasuki]

That sucks Kouen, Lucky to be alive, I recall if shit got into your body outside your intestines you were Screwed because of bacteria.

Ya i was less than 48 hours from Hi fiving the Grim Reaper >.< and aye my Blood Infection was through the roof

Spent 2 weeks in hospital on IV Lines with Antibiotics and for 1 week had tubes hanging outta me draining me. ill never forget the feeling when they changed the bags on them