The Korean Fan Death out: thats not funny guys cousin gerald died that way

[Raype]

Japan would totally make a holy grail out of white whales.

They gotta do something with those carcasses.

And then australia gets involved and shit gets messy.

[Slacker Magician]

I just want to note that I hated Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, and just about everything else I read in American Lit. class.

Those books are trash.

[Corey]

Also LP update, I had fucking so much fun today! I did some sidequests and was like oh cool! and then OH WHAT MORE COOL SHIT!
Obviously I haven't played this shit in years.

[Milady]

*stares at Milady*

*Flips over table, walks out room*

Also Slaughterhouse 5, Malcolm X, Uncle Tom, and Huckleberry Finn.

I think that's all we read that year, but I might think of more.

[Corey]

Also Slaughterhouse 5, Malcolm X, Uncle Tom, and Huckleberry Finn.

I think that's all we read that year, but I might think of more.

I've never read Malcolm X, but you didn't like Huckleberry Finn? I just find that hard to believe.

[Milady]

I've never read Malcolm X, but you didn't like Huckleberry Finn? I just find that hard to believe.

I did not enjoy Huckleberry Finn. Or anything else that I've ever read by Mark Twain, really.

[Raype]

Only about half of those are terrible.

The other half are mostly okay.

With about one good one.

[Inferno.]

I'm guessing Steve is getting theo'd tonight, so I think I'll just finish off the rest of my trophies for the in the Megadrive Collection.

[Milady]

Only about half of those are terrible.

The other half are mostly okay.

With about one good one.

It's probably the one I didn't read all the way through and just improvised on the essays, then. Because I thoroughly hated that class.

[Raype]

I've never read Malcolm X, but you didn't like Huckleberry Finn? I just find that hard to believe.

Huckleberry Finn is only about as good as the context it's set in.

Which is to say it's pretty much the 19th century equivalent of a whatever your modern social satire show of choice is. Except with more people shouting nigger every couple minutes.

[Slacker Magician]

Huckleberry Finn is only about as good as the context it's set in.

Which is to say it's pretty much the 19th century equivalent of a whatever your modern social satire show of choice is. Except with more people shouting nigger every couple minutes.

The problem .

[Raype]

Also, Malcolm X cliff notes version:

"White people be fucked up."
"Black people getting fucked"
"Fucking white people need to fuck off and die. Fucking useless bastards. BLACKS ARE BETTER AT EVERYTHING FOREVER AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO HAVE AN UPRISING. SEPARATE THE WHITES AND COLORS SO THAT THE COLORS CAN PROVE THEIR SUPERIORITY. THE PRO CIVIL RIGHTS PEOPLE ARE FUCKTARDED"
"I'm going back to africa to be a muslim, because that's the true meaning of being black. See you fuckers later. America sucks."
*some time later*
"Actually, scratch that. What we all need is to cooperate. You see, to label the white man as purely evil is as racist as the shit they're doing to us. If we're ever to move forward as a people we need to learn about acceptance and brotherhood, hate accomplishes nothing. Wait, nobody cares about me anymore? Well fuck."

And that's why everybody quotes young, angry Malcolm X.

[Milady]

Also, Malcolm X cliff notes version:

"White people be fucked up."
"Black people getting fucked"
"Fucking white people need to fuck off and die. Fucking useless bastards. BLACKS ARE BETTER AT EVERYTHING FOREVER AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO HAVE AN UPRISING. SEPARATE THE WHITES AND COLORS SO THAT THE COLORS CAN PROVE THEIR SUPERIORITY. THE PRO CIVIL RIGHTS PEOPLE ARE FUCKTARDED"
"I'm going back to africa to be a muslim, because that's the true meaning of being black. See you fuckers later. America sucks."
*some time later*
"Actually, scratch that. What we all need is to cooperate. You see, to label the white man as purely evil is as racist as the shit they're doing to us. If we're ever to move forward as a people we need to learn about acceptance and brotherhood, hate accomplishes nothing. Wait, nobody cares about me anymore? Well fuck."

And that's why everybody quotes young, angry Malcolm X.

Most poorly written book evar.

[Milady]

Anyway, I have a meeting to go to.

DON'T BE LATE. THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT MY FINANCIAL FUTURE. Or at least that's what the email said. I'm pretty sure I know how to pay a bill online.

[Raype]

Most poorly written book evar.

That's just what the white man wants you to believe.