The Ivolt-Sinatra Out: Dave me to the Moon~

[Kouen Hasuki]

So where is everyone, and when are we getting this bitch started.

In fact, fuck it, I'm inviting everyone now.

ELIN, GET ON PSN SO I CAN INVITE YOU TOO.

I Dont haz PS3... I Have PSP though does that count

[Raype]

People often go the "tobacco and alcohol is more damaging! derp" route, but then again, I RARELY drink, and when I do, I don't go batshit insane, vomiting on my family and embarrassing people off. Not saying that every drug will do that to ya, but I have gone months without trying a sip of alcohol and well...

Yep, looked it over in Ubuntu's site, updating now, thanks!

I don't recall ever seeing a female hobo around here.

Only because more people do them.
I cut out alcohol consumption completely a while back. Bar a couple relapses I've not consumed anything harder than the occasional coffee. As badly as I need a drink sometimes (dear god do I ever need a drink), I think that actually trying to deal with the shittyness of life is a great motivator.

Our female hobos are all hookers AFAIK.

[Fer!]

Because there's a difference between casual usage and abuse?

YOU AREN'T DOING IT RIGHT, MEXIC-

Actually, you probably shouldn't have women on the streets. I worry for them.

Yes, exactly, not make the potheads understand that.

We're not Japan good sir. At much they get sexual innuendo yelled in front of them by vulgar fat Juan's, but that's about it.
If Japanese evidence is to be believed, they can be gangraped in the street and the police won't arrest them.

SOMETIMES THEY'LL JOIN THE RAPE.

[Ivolt]

And the fuck tan.

[deadlegion]

I don't even feel like reading that drug thread.

Because someone somehow will try to tell me I'm wrong or stupid for not doing pot or snorting coke.

Just stick to legal substance abuse
Nobody will say you have dependency issues or say you're stupid if you drink alcohol and smoke tobacco.
You won't be avoiding reality, and they won't kill you

[Fer!]

Only because more people do them.
I cut out alcohol consumption completely a while back. Bar a couple relapses I've not consumed anything harder than the occasional coffee. As badly as I need a drink sometimes (dear god do I ever need a drink), I think that actually trying to deal with the shittyness of life is a great motivator.

Are you saying that alcohol and tobacco are too mainstream? DRUG ISSUE RESOLVED.

If your life is made into a movie I'll do everything in my power to cast Nicholas Cage for the main character.

[Raype]

Yes, exactly, not make the potheads understand that.

We're not Japan good sir. At much they get sexual innuendo yelled in front of them by vulgar fat Juan's, but that's about it.
If Japanese evidence is to be believed, they can be gangraped in the street and the police won't arrest them.

SOMETIMES THEY'LL JOIN THE RAPE.

I WANNA BE A JAPANESE COP.

[Ivolt]

No seriously, guess this isn't happening tonight since everyone else but Ray is gone.

Also, herp derp apparently everyone things drug users are silly people.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Are you saying that alcohol and tobacco are too mainstream? DRUG ISSUE RESOLVED.

If your life is made into a movie I'll do everything in my power to cast Nicholas Cage for the main character.

You need to get Wesley Snipes, too.

Bitches need bailing out.

[Fer!]

I believe they're trained in Kendo or some shit like that.

I like that better than UFC police guys who taze other people.

[Raype]

Just stick to legal substance abuse
Nobody will say you have dependency issues or say you're stupid if you drink alcohol and smoke tobacco.
You won't be avoiding reality, and they won't kill you

Blatant lies. Very blatant lies.

Smokers get that shit daily, drinkers get it about once a week to once a month depending on how overboard you go.

Are you saying that alcohol and tobacco are too mainstream? DRUG ISSUE RESOLVED.

If your life is made into a movie I'll do everything in my power to cast Nicholas Cage for the main character.

Totally. Also, prescription drug addiction. Real men get tussed up.

That would actually be very interesting to see. If cage is on a roll at the time, it could be a cinematic masterpiece. If he's having a bad day, it could be one of the greatest horrible movies of all time. Win/Win.

[Fer!]

Also, herp derp apparently everyone things drug users are silly people.

I'm not. They're just not for me and that's it.

I just make fun of people who try shoehorn how you're a pathetic weak human for not using drugs.

[Tanthias]

Wait, what? I'm online (and have been)

[Fer!]

You need to get Wesley Snipes, too.

Only if he's reprising his Simon Phoenix role.

[Fer!]

That would actually be very interesting to see. If cage is on a roll at the time, it could be a cinematic masterpiece. If he's having a bad day, it could be one of the greatest horrible movies of all time. Win/Win.

I was watching a video in YT called: "Nick Cage loses his shit".

How in earth that man only has one Oscar?