The Ivolt-Sinatra Out: Dave me to the Moon~

[Sprung]

I bet at the end of ME3 Shepard will finally unclench his anus. God knows he's earned it by now.

After saving the galaxy 3 times, he deserves to fart.

[D]

MASS EFFECT, you fucking pom.

Just kidding. I love you.

Too few cars and footballs in that game.

[Cosmic]

I feel like I really made post number 7,000 count.

[brit]

Too few cars and footballs in that game.

Hm. Good point. I'll give you that one. I thought the same thing, actually.

[Ivolt]

I feel like I really made post number 7,000 count.

You really did.

[Synthetik]

After saving the galaxy 3 times, he deserves to fart.

Seriously. I mean, has he even gone to the bathroom yet?

I feel like I really made post number 7,000 count.

Some of your best work yet I think.

[Sprung]

Seriously. I mean, has he even gone to the bathroom yet?

In my storyline be got his dick blue.

DOUBLE ENTENDRE GOT

[Synthetik]

In my storyline be got his dick blue.

DOUBLE ENTENDRE GOT

You're right, he probably went to the bathroom after he had sex with that Asari... being.

[Sprung]

You're right, he probably went to the bathroom after he had sex with that Asari... being.

Dude. Her name is Liara.

what the fuck

[Synthetik]

Dude. Her name is Liara.

what the fuck

NO SPRUNG, WOMEN ARE THINGS.

[Sprung]

NO SPRUNG, WOMEN ARE THINGS.

Oh, yeah

lawl

[Synthetik]

Oh, yeah

lawl

Especially the blue alien ones.

[Synthetik]

KKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!

[!nstaGib]

KKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!

UGH.

Also, I've yet to finish ME, and I already have ME2 on my drive
I need to catch up haha

[Synthetik]

UGH.

Also, I've yet to finish ME, and I already have ME2 on my drive
I need to catch up haha

All it takes is one crocodile death roll to make you realize how fragile the human arm actually is.