The Ivolt-Sinatra Out: Dave me to the Moon~

[Inferno.]

I have no idea what any of the games Ray just ruined are.

[Raype]

Damn, you just ruined like... EVERY game for me .

Yeah, but which game is located in which spoiler. I kept most of them as vague as possible.

You forgot this one :

Your girlfriend was being used as a resurrection method for an ancient demon.

It's always someone.

Oh, and: The quote was foreshadowing, the princess is OHGODWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

And no, there really was cake at the end. Just not for you.

[Synthetik]

It was so fast my mouse caught on fire . Has anyone played Trinity Souls yet?

My mouse keeps double clicking things even though I only click once. Nope.

I also forgot to mention that the hot chick is a metaphor for atomic weapons. Also, it's secretly about WWII.
And the secret mission is a cover for making human nuclear weapons. Your brother being the strongest one.

You obviously know more video game endings than I do.

And no, there really was cake at the end. Just not for you.

I bet you'll be able to find cake in Portal 2.

[Raype]

I have no idea what any of the games Ray just ruined are.

I could tell you, if you so desire.

Of course, it'd be more entertaining if someone accidentally stumbles across a few of those.

[Inferno.]

I'm not bothered, I rarely take notice of any game's story.

Sad but true.

Other than a few main points, I've no fucking clue what the story in GTA IV is. And I've played through it twice.

[Raype]

My mouse keeps double clicking things even though I only click once. Nope.

You obviously know more video game endings than I do.

I clearly need a new hobby.

ICHARUS IS WATCHING YOU

And all that.

[Tassadar]

Is Red Dead redemption any good?

[Synthetik]

I clearly need a new hobby.

ICHARUS IS WATCHING YOU

And all that.

Fuck that, video games are awesome.

[Inferno.]

Is Red Dead redemption any good?

Slow paced, very very slow. But yeah, it's decent.

Not worthy of GOTY 2010 as some gamers were saying, however.

[Slacker Magician]

Yeah, but which game is located in which spoiler. I kept most of them as vague as possible.

It's always someone.

Oh, and: The quote was foreshadowing, the princess is OHGODWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
And no, there really was cake at the end. Just not for you.

Discovering what game you spoil is half the fun !

My mouse keeps double clicking things even though I only click once. Nope.
You obviously know more video game endings than I do.
I bet you'll be able to find cake in Portal 2.

My mouse does that, though, I've gotten so used to it that I never have it happen anymore. It's that or the mouse getting knocked over by my cat a few times fixed it .

I'm not bothered, I rarely take notice of any game's story.

Sad but true.

Other than a few main points, I've no fucking clue what the story in GTA IV is. And I've played through it twice.

Depends on the game, I pay almost no attention to shooter plot.

[Raype]

I'm not bothered, I rarely take notice of any game's story.

Sad but true.

Other than a few main points, I've no fucking clue what the story in GTA IV is. And I've played through it twice.

The american dream is a lie, america is as uncivilized as the rest of the world, they're just better at hiding it. Nico has seen some real shit and it's left him a callous, broken man inside. He either develops/retains a soft spot of humanity or has given up on life and is now remorseless. The one small hope spot he eventually earns is violently crushed. By his own hands, even. It's actually a bit of a twist from standard videogame/GTA format, as the events of the game do little to help and "winning" simply means a prolonged empty, hollow joyless existence that makes death seem merciful.

It's the story of a man trying to find a place in a world that has no place for him, and his pointless struggle against his own nature. He's a monster who's seeking redemption, but the fact that america is as horrible as anywhere else just causes him to fall to old habits. Perhaps even further than before.

All buried under a veneer of fart jokes, toilet humor, and jokes about genitalia.

[Jazzmarazz]

Next time we'll do it the other way around

Whoa Cookie, slow down! Imagine if I didn't read what Inferno wrote.

[Slacker Magician]

The american dream is a lie, america is as uncivilized as the rest of the world, they're just better at hiding it. Nico has seen some real shit and it's left him a callous, broken man inside. He either develops/retains a soft spot of humanity or has given up on life and is now remorseless. The one small hope spot he eventually earns is violently crushed. By his own hands, even. It's actually a bit of a twist from standard videogame/GTA format, as the events of the game do little to help and "winning" simply means a prolonged empty, hollow joyless existence that makes death seem merciful.

It's the story of a man trying to find a place in a world that has no place for him, and his pointless struggle against his own nature. He's a monster who's seeking redemption, but the fact that america is as horrible as anywhere else just causes him to fall to old habits. Perhaps even further than before.

All buried under a veneer of fart jokes, toilet humor, and jokes about genitalia.

You sure it isn't just about shootin' people?

[Slacker Magician]

Whoa Cookie, slow down! Imagine if I didn't read what Inferno wrote.

Uhhhh....

[Slacker Magician]

Hey Jazz.