The Ivolt-Sinatra Out: Dave me to the Moon~

[Tassadar]

In japan, it's always the maid.

Always.

Or the character that spends the most time making faces.

If the maid makes cute faces, RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

It's just as well nobody is like that on our forums.

[Slacker Magician]

In japan, it's always the maid.

Always.

Or the character that spends the most time making faces.

If the maid makes cute faces, RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

I think a butler kills somebody at least once in Case Closed.

I dig the new sig. King; Grant's crashing your party, and he doesn't care .

[Synthetik]

Spoiler time?

*cracks knuckles*

And nothing of value was lost.

Oh, also, don't forget that the princess is actually a metaphor for the discovery of the atomic bomb.

[Slacker Magician]

And nothing of value was lost.

Oh, also, don't forget that the princess is actually a metaphor for the discovery of the atomic bomb.

I was too slow on the quote to capture it .

[Synthetik]

I was too slow on the quote to capture it .

[Tassadar]

And nothing of value was lost.

Oh, also, don't forget that the princess is actually a metaphor for the discovery of the atomic bomb.

I can sense Ray writing a very long post in response to this.

[Inferno.]

I just paid £25.99 for a £25 PSN card, what the fuck's wrong with me?

[Synthetik]

I can sense Ray writing a very long post in response to this.

[Slacker Magician]

I just paid £25.99 for a £25 PSN card, what the fuck's wrong with me?

You're addicted to the PSN ?

[Raype]

Also that John was the demons.

Good point.

I'd best cover my bases with more, then.

You were being used as a resurrection method for an ancient demon.
The boss is the bad guy
The main character's sister is the bad guy (several of them, in fact!)
You were dreaming the whole time.
Your best friend kills you due to body swap shenanigans
You actually didn't fall to your death
He's kissing a corpse, his "dearest friend" did it. All of it. With the recently deceased corpse, the old woman and the cripple.
You didn't really kill the president, it was a setup.
You sruvive only to later get murdered by a bunch of random children for your clothes, half a pack of smokes, and your run down car.
It's actually a sequel to the first game, you're playing a reincarnation of the villain.
You killed your wife.
Your girlfriend dies, you choose to damn the world to save her.
Selling your soul was a terrible, terrible idea and you should feel bad for ever considering it.
You killed your family and yourself using your own soul from the future as a weapon. Time paradoxes be damned.
The apocalypse was a good thing in the grander scheme of things. Preventing it just made everything WORSE.
The game ends with you aborting a fetus through the power of prayer.
Ondore lies (for good reason).
Everyone dies (it's better this way)
Your brother dies the manliest death of all while killing ascended beings. The robot is mary magdalene.
The other characters were all people you murdered. Good job Emir.
Aztec gods and supercomputers conspired to make you shank a man in a diner's mens room.
The game is a prequel, the main character is the future villain.
He was acting the whole time. He was secretly gay for your dad.
The reason people keep dying around you is because YOU KEEP KILLING THEM you schizo fuck.

[Inferno.]

You're addicted to the PSN ?

No not really, I just want Call of Duty World at War's Shi No Numa and Der Reise maps for zombies.

[Slacker Magician]

It was so fast my mouse caught on fire . Has anyone played Trinity Souls yet?

[Raype]

And nothing of value was lost.

Oh, also, don't forget that the princess is actually a metaphor for the discovery of the atomic bomb.

I also forgot to mention that the hot chick is a metaphor for atomic weapons. Also, it's secretly about WWII.
And the secret mission is a cover for making human nuclear weapons. Your brother being the strongest one.

[Slacker Magician]

Good point.

I'd best cover my bases with more, then.

You forgot this one :

Your girlfriend was being used as a resurrection method for an ancient demon.

[Slacker Magician]

Damn, you just ruined like... EVERY game for me .