Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
Saran wrapped toilet seat, rubber banded water faucet hose, shaving creamed hands and tickled noses?

How juvenile.
Call up ex-girlfriends and tell them to get tested is my prank of choice this year.

Quote Originally Posted by The Count View Post
Using beagles in psychological warfare... Hm...

Well, I know I turn into a complete pussy when I see one, but...

Maybe kittens would work better?
No. Beagles. Always beagles.