Stranger: hii
You: Hi! I'm a velociraptor!
You: rawr!
Stranger: what that
You: A FLIPPIN' DINOSAUR!
You: RAAAAAAAAAAWR!
You: Are you scared?
Stranger: im bronto
Stranger: im not scares lol
Stranger: ahaha
You: Time to change tactics
You: *TTTTHHHHHHHHWIP!*
Stranger: yeh, im wait
You: I'm a bullet that was just fired from a silenced Barret .50 Cal rifle at 1.2 miles!
You: Are you scared now?
Stranger: no,
Stranger: im rocket launcher with 2 ton meisu
Stranger: hahah lol
You: UGH, OH, YES, YEAH!
Stranger: what your name?
You: I'm a necromantic transvestite having sex with your dead father's severed and charred remains!
You: are you scared now?
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: im scared
Stranger: hahah lol
You: YEAH!
You: I win
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what your name??
You: It's not Franklin
You: whatever it is, it's not Franklin
You: so you should probably not even consider calling me Franklin
You: because it's not that.
Stranger: franklin??
Stranger: that turtle name