
Originally Posted by
The Count
I thought Cookie Monster
was the illegitimate father of all the muppets?
I just figured he had a thing for crack whores and that's why they were all so horribly disfigured.

Well could be that too 

Originally Posted by
Kermit Da Frog
You might be. I look fucking fantastic.
Also, gay vampire joke.
Cookie wants more power.

Well who doesn`t. Obviously not Jim Cookie

Originally Posted by
The Count
I think it hit the tree, Jim.
I can't believe I got the admins to give me a Sesame Street username.