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Thread: The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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    I wish someone would buy my JTAG'd 360. The guy who was meant to be buying it dropped me in it multiple times.

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    Alright, fuck it, but you're all losing a beloved public figure to the Muppet regime.

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    Found a nearly new Blackberry in the snow today. It works perfectly.
    Anyone know what I can do with it? I don't feel like turning it in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Come inside at me bro.

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    Also apparently if you make a Taiwanese gamertag on Xbox Live you can get the new Ghost Busters Sanctum of Slime game off their marketplace for free...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
    Alright, fuck it, but you're all losing a beloved public figure to the Muppet regime.
    Who the hell told you that you were beloved?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Come inside at me bro.
    Why can't I do both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Who the hell told you that you were beloved?
    My mommy.

    And she's always right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Found a nearly new Blackberry in the snow today. It works perfectly.
    Anyone know what I can do with it? I don't feel like turning it in
    Not much, most likely.

    Unless you can explain why you're in possession of someone else's stuff when applying for a BB contract, which is probably already tied to the BB anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Why can't I do both?
    You can't have your cake and eat it too.

    Unless you've ejaculated on it again, in which case I will forgo my slice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
    My mommy.

    And she's always right.
    No she's not. She said "No! NO! NOOOOO!" but Ray did her anyway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    You can't have your cake and eat it too.

    Unless you've ejaculated on it again, in which case I will forgo my slice.
    Circle.

    Jerk.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    No she's not. She said "No! NO! NOOOOO!" but Ray did her anyway.

    I flipped a coin here: Heads - You call my mom a whore, Tails - You say Ray raped my mom

    Heads.

    The coin fucking lied.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Found a nearly new Blackberry in the snow today. It works perfectly.
    Anyone know what I can do with it? I don't feel like turning it in
    Sell it? That's what I would do if I didn't see or know the owner.

    Getting around to it... | Available via Retroshare 16/7.

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