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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Nah, you were more of a dick than usual with a couple of those comments. They were pretty low even for you.
    Pshhh, at least now I know my limit. Sort of like how much wanking one can do in a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Pshhh, at least now I know my limit. Sort of like how much wanking one can do in a day.
    Just gotta build your tolerance and you can do it alllll day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Just gotta build your tolerance and you can do it alllll day.
    Speaking of which, when's Evans coming back? Soon? Right? Right? Please?

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    All I know is that I haven't seen him for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Watch someone give birth. And not just a video, actually be in the room about two feet away.
    Shit will fuck you up.
    Creepy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    All I know is that I haven't seen him for awhile.
    I'm tempted to put out a milk carton for him and Prude.

    Ray said why Prude is gone, but well, Ray said why Prude is gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    Creepy....
    Then watch the placenta come out afterwards, and watch the doctor put it in a bowl.
    Then spend thirty minutes stitching up her vagina because she tore unnaturally and he was having trouble reaching some of the tears.

    I cut the cord, though. That was pretty cool.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    I'm tempted to put out a milk carton for him and Prude.

    Ray said why Prude is gone, but well, Ray said why Prude is gone.

    I figure she is either a) working and doesn't have time/energy to come onto EP, or b) is locked in Ray's basement.

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    God, is it impossible to find a working King of Fighters 2000 compatible with MAMEPPK???

    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Then watch the placenta come out afterwards, and watch the doctor put it in a bowl.
    Then spend thirty minutes stitching up her vagina because she tore unnaturally and he was having trouble reaching some of the tears.

    I cut the cord, though. That was pretty cool.
    It surpasses the "creepy" right now.
    See what you've done?
    I was planning to go to sleep.
    How am I supposed to sleep having read that???

    I hope my brain's still in place...
    Last edited by King; 23rd-March-2011 at 05:09.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I cut the cord, though. That was pretty cool.
    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    It surpasses the "creepy" right now.

    I hope my brain's still in place...
    The cord is surprisingly spongy.

    Also, shit messed me up, man. It's fun to joke about, but it's seriously something you will never get out of your head. That day was a turmoil of emotions, stemming from "JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU DOWN THERE?!" to the first time I held my son to "... oh fuck, I'm a dad now."

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    Couldnt sleep, so i decided to pop back in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    The cord is surprisingly spongy.

    Also, shit messed me up, man. It's fun to joke about, but it's seriously something you will never get out of your head. That day was a turmoil of emotions, stemming from "JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU DOWN THERE?!" to the first time I held my son to "... oh fuck, I'm a dad now."
    -Spongy cord
    -Something that will never get out of my head
    -Turmoil of emotions
    -I'm a dad now

    Definitively not something I want to experience right now.

    Quote Originally Posted by BongFart View Post
    Couldnt sleep, so i decided to pop back in
    Oh, so it works like that?
    You just pop back in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    -Spongy cord
    -Something that will never get out of my head
    -Turmoil of emotions
    -I'm a dad now

    Definitively not something I want to experience right now.
    Bah. I was only a couple of years older than you when my son was born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    -Spongy cord
    -Something that will never get out of my head
    -Turmoil of emotions
    -I'm a dad now

    Definitively not something I want to experience right now.


    Oh, so it works like that?
    You just pop back in?
    Yeah, pretty much. Glad i only had to back read 2 pages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Bah. I was only a couple of years older than you when my son was born.
    Still...

    Also, pretty amazing when torrents download at an amazing speed of 10 kb/s when the file is 4.37 GB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    Still...
    Double up on dem condoms, then.


    Also, I need to attempt to get some sleep. Got to work early tomorrow morning.
    Night all.

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