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Thread: The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I meant the donkey dick.
    Oh. Well that works too.

    Mr. Hands 2: The Restretchening, here I come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Man, the shit that I've seen... I could tell these young whippersnappers stories that will haunt their dreams forever.

    FOREVER
    It's a wonder us dad's survive as long as we do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    It's a wonder us dad's survive as long as we do
    She at least got an epidural during the delivery! Those bastards didn't give me nothin'! I wanted to claw my eyes out and run screaming down the hallway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    She at least got an epidural during the delivery! Those bastards didn't give me nothin'! I wanted to claw my eyes out and run screaming down the hallway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post


    Oh God, the placenta...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    She at least got an epidural during the delivery! Those bastards didn't give me nothin'! I wanted to claw my eyes out and run screaming down the hallway.
    I bet your vagina dilates whenever you think back to that time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post


    Oh God, the placenta...
    Check your rep

    I'm off to bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    I bet your vagina dilates whenever you think back to that time.
    My taint hurts when I think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    I bet your vagina dilates whenever you think back to that time.
    Only a little bit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Check your rep

    I'm off to bed

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    Night Sprung.

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    Will I back read or not....
    Nope, won't back read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    Will I back read or not....
    Nope, won't back read.
    I'll recap:

    1. Religion.
    2. Kaillera.
    3. Religion.
    4. M.A.M.E.
    5. Religion.
    6. Kermit was a dick.
    7. Religion.
    8. Shit that makes you want to claw out your eyes.
    9. Sprung left.


    That's about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I'll recap:

    1. Religion.
    2. Kaillera.
    3. Religion.
    4. M.A.M.E.
    5. Religion.
    6. Kermit was a dick.
    7. Religion.
    8. Shit that makes you want to claw out your eyes.
    9. Sprung left.


    That's about it.
    Point 1,3,7 I said what I had to say yesterday, no need to read that.
    Point 2 and 4 I was involved.
    Heard of point 6, but also didn't care to backread.
    Claw out my eyes? Hell no.

    I'm glad I didn't backread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I'll recap:

    1. Religion.
    2. Kaillera.
    3. Religion.
    4. M.A.M.E.
    5. Religion.
    6. Kermit was his normal self.
    7. Religion.
    8. Shit that makes you want to claw out your eyes.
    9. Sprung left.


    That's about it.
    Fixed it for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    Claw out my eyes? Hell no.

    I'm glad I didn't backread.
    Watch someone give birth. And not just a video, actually be in the room about two feet away.
    Shit will fuck you up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Fixed it for ya.
    Nah, you were more of a dick than usual with a couple of those comments. They were pretty low even for you.

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