The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Miss Piggy]

Wachu laghin at bro. Wanna fight?!

[Milady]

I was so addicted to selling drugs in Chinatown Wars it was ridiculous.

[Miss Piggy]

I was so addicted to selling drugs in Chinatown Wars it was ridiculous.

By the time I lost the game, I had about 25 mil, and went through like 50 tanks

[Synthetik]

You give your Chinese people cars?

Shit, we give them bikes. Seriously.

Fun fact: There are more people driving cars in China than in the United States.

Only 3% of their population have started driving.

*insert video of Cartman terrified by the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony here*

lol gay

Will you make me a fresh tossed salad?

FLAWLESS SALAD.

Balsamic vinaigrette?

Strawberry even. Seriously though, best dressing ever.

[Rasgrez]

Wachu laghin at bro. Wanna fight?!

I was so addicted to selling drugs in Chinatown Wars it was ridiculous.

Try it IRL, it'll be a great supplement to your current income.

[Miss Piggy]

I`m considering finding a used copy and buying it again.

[Milady]

Try it IRL, it'll be a great supplement to your current income.

I don't know if I'll be able to just hide for a little bit and have the cops forget about me when I get busted though.

[LeftyGuitar]

Seems I've been switching back and forth between GTA IV and Rock Band 3.

[Miss Piggy]

Fun fact: There are more people driving cars in China than in the United States.

Only 3% of their population have started driving.

*insert video of Cartman terrified by the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony here*



Will you make me a fresh tossed salad?



FLAWLESS SALAD.



Strawberry even. Seriously though, best dressing ever.

I would say that`s fruity if I didn`t eat that meself. Not the strawberry though. Fuck that noise.

[Rasgrez]

I don't know if I'll be able to just hide for a little bit and have the cops forget about me when I get busted though.

Oh, ain't nothing a little spray job can't fix. 3 Stars easy peezy.

[Miss Piggy]

I don't know if I'll be able to just hide for a little bit and have the cops forget about me when I get busted though.

Just go buy a tank or two from the shifty garage guy by the dock.

[Miss Piggy]

Oh, ain't nothing a little spray job can't fix. 3 Stars easy peezy.

GTA Chinatown wars lesson time: Spray paint+Tank=WTF DUDE?! CAN`T REPAINT THAT! me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ivolt]

I decided to watch the first season of My Name is Earl today.

Tomorrow? I KILL A MA- nah I make a sandwich.

[Miss Piggy]

I decided to watch the first season of My Name is Earl today.

Tomorrow? I KILL A MA- nah I make a sandwich.

[Synthetik]

That game is good for sandbox and all, but the only true all around good GTA game is Chinatown Wars. I mean. not only did an overly violent series manage to have a half decent story, but you didn`t have to cheat to get money/ a tank. You just needed to know a few good dealers, and you could buy the tank for 1,000,000$. (for those who have played it and beat it, you know what I`m talking about, and know that 1 Million is dirt cheap.)

I've always thought the storylines in the GTA games were always pretty decent since III, albeit cliche and predictable. On second though, III is questionable, but Vice City definitely had a good storyline. Maybe not the greatest, but entertaining enough. San Andreas especially.

I would say that`s fruity if I didn`t eat that meself. Not the strawberry though. Fuck that noise.

I love salad in all honesty, but I smother it with ranch, croutons and cheese most of the time, so any healthiness it may have had quickly disappears under a sea of deliciousness.