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    Quote Originally Posted by brit View Post
    I need a hot woman who is willing to suck my dick while I'm doing what I'm passionate about.

    And I'm passionate about hot women.
    How's about your wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Would still be a reasonable goal even with a woman to slow me down, question still applys, stupid or crazy?
    No. You go outside, find you a nice nerdy girl, settle down and have really fuck ugly babies.

    Quote Originally Posted by brit View Post
    I need a hot woman who is willing to suck my dick while she's also doing what I'm passionate about.

    And I'm passionate about hot women.

    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    No. You go outside, find you a nice nerdy girl, settle down and have really fuck ugly babies.
    Hey man, get it right, I'm not ugly, I'm just socially awkward.

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    I was up way too late last night.

    Getting around to it... | Available via Retroshare 16/7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Hey man, get it right, I'm not ugly, I'm just socially awkward.
    Are those the names of your moobs? No? Then stop making excuses. Even socially awkward people can get the girl. (If I could, anyone can.)

    All you have to do is be yourself in the environments that you like.

    For instance, go to a GameStop/Play N Trade and just look around for a bit. Go to a comic book shop and peruse the store.(example. dunno if you're a comic fan) Eventually there will be a girl that's just as crazy about those things as you are. Then you just have to start a small conversation. Something like, "Oh. You like so and so? Me too. Wanna go get some coffee/tea?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    I was up way too late last night.
    The pain wank will do that to ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Are those the names of your moobs? No? Then stop making excuses. Even socially awkward people can get the girl. (If I could, anyone can.)

    All you have to do is be yourself in the environments that you like.

    For instance, go to a GameStop/Play N Trade and just look around for a bit. Go to a comic book shop and peruse the store.(example. dunno if you're a comic fan) Eventually there will be a girl that's just as crazy about those things as you are. Then you just have to start a small conversation. Something like, "Oh. You like so and so? Me too. Wanna go get some coffee/tea?"
    That would be great!

    If two things weren't true.

    1. I didn't already know that.

    2. I was looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    That would be great!

    If two things weren't true.

    1. I didn't already know that.

    2. I was looking.
    Then you just ugly.

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    who am i ?
    who are you...?
    you have no dignity
    you have no pancake mix

    Best sequence of tags yet.

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    http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...d-of-favorites.


    Perfect and compact. Packs a wallop lolwise.


    "zing"

    "locked"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    The pain wank will do that to ya.
    .

    Getting around to it... | Available via Retroshare 16/7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    who am i ?
    who are you...?
    you have no dignity
    you have no pancake mix

    Best sequence of tags yet.

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    It's too hot outside.

    Last week it was too cold.

    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiji View Post
    It's too hot outside.

    Last week it was too cold.

    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Why not get your manservant to carry around a fan and a heater so you're never the wrong temperature? Sure, he'll break like 13 year old pack mule, but at least you won't have to deal with that mean old weather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    How's about your wife?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Fixed.
    Point Missed.

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