The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Fer!]

I cleared the fucking Vietnam mission earlier today.

I'm back from school, reload my save and I'm back in the start of the mission.

Fucking Black Ops. I can take them having horribly broken and stupid multiplayers, but at least the fucking campaigns worked.

[Synthetik]

I totally forgot today was St. Patricks Day.

[Sprung]

Phone music library is awesome nowSHIT HOLY FUCK, MAN! ALPHA MOTHERFUCKERS! YEAH!

[Fer!]

Happy day Tass!

[Sprung]

I totally forgot today was St. Patricks Day.

I did too until my wife pinched the shit out of me.

Too bad my uniform has one little 1/8 x 1/8 square of green on the company logo.

I kicked her in the vagina. You know, to make it even.
Her ovaries were dizzy.

[Yip Yip]

I did too until my wife pinched the shit out of me.

Too bad my uniform has one little 1/8 x 1/8 square of green on the company logo.

I kicked her in the vagina. You know, to make it even.
Her ovaries were dizzy.

[Synthetik]

Phone music library is awesome nowSHIT HOLY FUCK, MAN! ALPHA MOTHERFUCKERS! YEAH!

VIP STYLE!

I did too until my wife pinched the shit out of me.

Too bad my uniform has one little 1/8 x 1/8 square of green on the company logo.

I kicked her in the vagina. You know, to make it even.
Her ovaries were dizzy.

I'm still not wearing any green.

Also, I read "kicked" as "licked" for a second there. I was like: "Damn, Sprung has a powerful tongue."

[Fer!]

I kicked her so hard our next children will come with bruises.

[Ivolt]

Whoa whoa whoa.

You say it like they've had kids.

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

[Sprung]

VIP STYLE!

FUCK YEAH!

[Yip Yip]

Tossin salads?

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[Sprung]

[Synthetik]

Tossin salads?

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I prefer a guy to use jelly, right.

Night.

[Yip Yip]

Goodnight.

[Yip Yip]

I prefer a guy to use jelly, right.

First of all, right, if you're the newcomer, right... I want him to suck mah ass in jail. What they call "toss the salad", that's da slang word "toss the salad". It means "suckin' mah ass", right... with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer a guy to use jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard, right. I will, you know, cum automatically if he's suckin' mah ass fo' about 10 minutes or longer, right. It's a sensational feelin' and it makes you feel real good. Mostall gayz do dat. You know wut I'm sayin', like guyz to suck they ass. It's just like a pussy, right, but the only difference is it's not a pussy, right. It's clean, the person's decent and the person know dat dat's an asshole; but in your mind you're looking at it as a pussy becuz' he's in prison. So... toss my salad. Let em' eat me, you know. We straight, that's it.