Quote Originally Posted by Mimori View Post
That's totally the sort of girl I'm going to be. I've bought my bikini, and I'm already slapping on the fake tan to get used to it.
Don't forget to lay like two feet away from my back porch! Who cares if it's only ~60 degrees out and it's actually shady in that portion of the yard?

I should totally walk out there and chain smoke cigarettes until they go away.