The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Mistral]

I've seen about six or seven status updates from him over the course of a day sometimes.

Then again, I'm notorious for putting song lyrics in my status when I'm bored, so I shouldn't talk.

I used to put translated lyrics from foreign songs in my sig, so you're probably free to talk.

[Inferno.]

I've seen about six or seven status updates from him over the course of a day sometimes.

Then again, I'm notorious for putting song lyrics in my status when I'm bored, so I shouldn't talk.

You don't have enough friends, when people only have like 50 friends statuses from someone such as myself appear a lot.

When really I only update my status like 3-5 times a day if that. Some of the people I have can't go like 20-30 minutes without updating theirs..

[Synthetik]

Yeah sorry bout that I was just adding my tidbit in the discussion and next thing I know a whole new page was filled...boy now I feel dumb for jumping in like that.

If I got pregnant I would just be naked all the time. Well, after I alerted all the major news networks and science/medical journals.

I do update people with absolutely incredibly useless information.

Such as: CAN'T SLEEP LOL, I'M HUNGRY RYT NAO, etc.

Hence why I still haven't made a facebook. If people really care about what useless things I'm up to they can ask.

Why friend somebody if you don't care about what they have to say?

Electronic stalking.

[Drageuth]

I do update people with absolutely incredibly useless information.

Such as: CAN'T SLEEP LOL, I'M HUNGRY RYT NAO, etc.

Update #1: Can't be arsed like.
Update #2: I'm pretty sure my 6 months free 3g runs out soon.
Update #3: Jesus, my phones finally realised that it needs udpating to Android 2.2 :/
Update #4: Headache but can't be arsed to get out of bed for tablets.


I can solve world hunger now, with the informative status updates that you make.

I can see your IP address, my friend.

OH MY GOD I'M SO EMBARRASSED PLEASE TURN AWAY WHILE I CHANGE

[Mistral]

You don't have enough friends, when people only have like 50 friends statuses from someone such as myself appear a lot.

When really I only update my status like 3-5 times a day if that. Some of the people I have can't go like 20-30 minutes without updating theirs..

Only 50? Isn't 50 kind of a...large number?

[Inferno.]

Speaking of that Android 2.2 update. I canceled it as I was only on 3G and it would've taken forever. Got home, connected to Wifi. Scan for updates... No updates available for your phone.

WHAT!?

[Inferno.]

Update #1: Can't be arsed like.
Update #2: I'm pretty sure my 6 months free 3g runs out soon.
Update #3: Jesus, my phones finally realised that it needs udpating to Android 2.2 :/
Update #4: Headache but can't be arsed to get out of bed for tablets.


I can solve world hunger now, with the informative status updates that you make.



OH MY GOD I'M SO EMBARRASSED PLEASE TURN AWAY WHILE I CHANGE

Hey don't post my Facebook statuses here, my privacy settings are on MAXIMUM!!! for a reason.

[Milady]

Trying to decide what to make for dinner and if I want to make it early.

[Synthetik]

I've seen about six or seven status updates from him over the course of a day sometimes.

Then again, I'm notorious for putting song lyrics in my status when I'm bored, so I shouldn't talk.

I'm probably just overly cynical, but I don't think I've ever read any facebook updates that carried any real meaning or worth. Although I admittedly haven't read many status updates, especially not from anyone I really care about.

I do the same thing. It makes me feel all deep and mysterious.

[Milady]

I can solve world hunger now, with the informative status updates that you make.

OH MY GOD I'M SO EMBARRASSED PLEASE TURN AWAY WHILE I CHANGE

Sometimes I check FB and see that Inferno has used some crazy British slang, then I have to ask my boyfriend what he's talking about.

[Drageuth]

I used to put translated lyrics from foreign songs in my sig, so you're probably free to talk.

Yay!

You don't have enough friends, when people only have like 50 friends statuses from someone such as myself appear a lot.

When really I only update my status like 3-5 times a day if that. Some of the people I have can't go like 20-30 minutes without updating theirs..

47 friends, thank you. It was up to 60 earlier this week, but I removed a bunch of people 'cause they were posting nonsensical crap all the time, or I didn't really care what they had to say.


My updates:
Update #1: And I could hear the thunder and see the lightning crack; all around the world was waking - I never could go back. 'cause all the walls of dreaming, they were torn right open and finally it seemed that the spell was broken.
Update #2: Let's say we go and crash your car.
Update #3: Apparently, the best furniture shopping is done at 3AM. Now, to wait for money to transfer so I can buy stuffs.
Update #4: There isn't always room to breathe.
Update #5: Turn off this machine, 'cause this is the only thing that's keeping me alive.


Yeah, I'm not much better. Then again, Sage seems to like my statuses a lot, so I must be doing something right.

[Ivolt]

Lol Inferno facebook.

[Tassadar]

Does Ivolt have a facebook and if so is it full of rage?

[Inferno.]

Sometimes I check FB and see that Inferno has used some crazy British slang, then I have to ask my boyfriend what he's talking about.

I try to type on Facebook using correct grammar all the time. When have I used any slang?

Although the other day I did put 'like' on the end of a status, just because it's a Geordie thing to do.

[Drageuth]

Only 50? Isn't 50 kind of a...large number?

Most of the people on my friend's list, with a couple of exceptions, have 200 or more. I think one girl has close to 800...

Hey don't post my Facebook statuses here, my privacy settings are on MAXIMUM!!! for a reason.

Probably shouldn't have added me, then.

I'm probably just overly cynical, but I don't think I've ever read any facebook updates that carried any real meaning or worth. Although I admittedly haven't read many status updates, especially not from anyone I really care about.

I do the same thing. It makes me feel all deep and mysterious.

I've actually read a couple where I could see the point behind putting them up. One girl that I know was right behind a semi when it flipped over on the bridge in front of her, skidded and pinned a car against the side. She managed to get the driver of both vehicles out safely, and was performing CPR or some sort of life saving technique on the person in the car while waiting for the ambulance to show up.

Something like that, I don't mind reading.

Sometimes I check FB and see that Inferno has used some crazy British slang, then I have to ask my boyfriend what he's talking about.

I just cry deep inside that I'm ignorant, then search for it on the intrawurbz.