Nay, I shall return.
I am just trying to locate my pants.
Pants are overrated anyways. They're nothing more than a tool of the man to keep you from feeling the wind between your legs.
God forbid that school bus full of children sees my WANG hanging in the cool morning breeze. We all have to feel embarrassed about being naked because of that stupid bitch Eve? WELL I SAY NO.
We WILL succeed.
Eventually.
Maybe.
After many, many (more) deaths.
Probably.
.....
It's hopeless, isn't it?![]()
What the fuck are you talking about?
Why am I awake an agitated?
FUCK IT'S RAINING
That is why shorts are the compromise we can all agree upon.
FUCK ROMEO AND JULIET!!!
/Karazhan
Wear loose shorts.
Go commando.
Jog.
That's it for today's lesson.
/goes to work