The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Synthetik]

MOORRRTAAAAL KOMMMBAAAAT

do doo do doo do doo doo doodoodoo

When Mortal Kombat: Annihilation came out, my family and I went to see it in theaters. About 5 minutes into the movie, the projector started fucking up and went to black, while the audio kept going. I can only assume someone shut if off to try and fix it, as shortly after the audio went too. The theater was almost completely packed, so everyone started kind of jeering and muttering and talking, as you'd expect. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, someone in the audience yelled "MORTAL KOMBAT" with frightening accuracy, and the entire crowd erupted into laughter. One of the funniest moments I've ever witnessed.

[King]

When Mortal Kombat: Annihilation came out, my family and I went to see it in theaters. About 5 minutes into the movie, the projector started fucking up and went to black, while the audio kept going. I can only assume someone shut if off to try and fix it, as shortly after the audio went too. The theater was almost completely packed, so everyone started kind of jeering and muttering and talking, as you'd expect. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, someone in the audience yelled "MORTAL KOMBAT" with frightening accuracy, and the entire crowd erupted into laughter. One of the funniest moments I've ever witnessed.

I still have the first movie in VHS around here somewhere...

[Ivolt]

When Mortal Kombat: Annihilation came out, my family and I went to see it in theaters. About 5 minutes into the movie, the projector started fucking up and went to black, while the audio kept going. I can only assume someone shut if off to try and fix it, as shortly after the audio went too. The theater was almost completely packed, so everyone started kind of jeering and muttering and talking, as you'd expect. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, someone in the audience yelled "MORTAL KOMBAT" with frightening accuracy, and the entire crowd erupted into laughter. One of the funniest moments I've ever witnessed.

It would have been funnier if a massive fight broke out. That then became a tournament to the death.

JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!

[Synthetik]

Funny, my first thought was to do the same thing. So, who's the joker who taught Cleverbot Rick Astley?

It wasn't my first thought, but it was funny. He sang the chorus and the first verse of Haddaway's "What is Love?" with me.

[Inferno.]

WHAT ARE SOME GOOD QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIES YOU FUCKS!

I'm watching Reservoir Dogs tonight, already seen Pulp Fiction, probably going to watch From Dusk Till Dawn next.

moar pl0x!

[Ivolt]

How the fuck did Liu Kang get a flawless victory at the end of the first movie?

He got hit like 6 times! And kicked in the back of the head and knocked down! And thrown!

Fuck this noise, I'm out-

*puts on sunglasses, rides segway into the night*

[Synthetik]

I still have the movie in VHS around here somewhere...

I still have both of the movies. Instant classics, but not in the good way.

It would have been funnier if a massive fight broke out. That then became a tournament to the death.

JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!

Until the police show up in riot gear.

WHAT ARE SOME GOOD QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIES YOU FUCKS!

I'm watching Reservoir Dogs tonight, already seen Pulp Fiction, probably going to watch From Dusk Till Dawn next.

moar pl0x!

You like movies now?

...

They grow up so fast...

[Ivolt]

WHAT ARE SOME GOOD QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIES YOU FUCKS!

I'm watching Reservoir Dogs tonight, already seen Pulp Fiction, probably going to watch From Dusk Till Dawn next.

moar pl0x!

Kill Bill fucker.

DO IT.

[Mistral]

It wasn't my first thought, but it was funny. He sang the chorus and the first verse of Haddaway's "What is Love?" with me. :wacko

But sadly, Cleverbot does not recognize the opening lines to Bohemian Rhapsody, only the Scaramouche bit.

[Synthetik]

But sadly, Cleverbot does not recognize the opening lines to Bohemian Rhapsody, only the Scaramouche bit.

You know, we can fix that.

*begins feverishly spamming lyrics into Cleverbot*

[King]

I still have both of the movies. Instant classics, but not in the good way.

I think the one I have is the first one.
I will look for it later, right now I am busy developing my game, and roaming around EP.

[Inferno.]

I still have both of the movies. Instant classics, but not in the good way.



Until the police show up in riot gear.



You like movies now?

...

They grow up so fast...

That was obviously why I was clearing my HDDs out! Imagine how many films I can get on my ~3TB of empty drives.

[Dr Mario]

Assuming this fucker doesn't desync on me, that should be the last of the non-Tower levels in Essence Star.

I hope.

[Synthetik]

That was obviously why I was clearing my HDDs out! Imagine how many films I can get on my ~3TB of empty drives.

I'm fucking proud of you, son.

Oh, and about 2,600 give or take. Unless you're getting uncompressed rips, but fuck that.

[Miss Piggy]

I think the one I have is the first one.
I will look for it later, right now I am busy developing my game, and roaming around EP.

Indie game? If so, what can I expect the name to be?