The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Quiji]

Anyone that buys that is crazy.

Pfft, yeah right. Even I would never buy that.

[Slacker Magician]

Half a million dollars and the box is dented, fucking lol.

You've got it all wrong, it's the super rare Dented Box Limited Edition, only TWO were made .

[Quiji]

Half a million dollars and the box is dented, fucking lol.

If it wasn't dented it would be worth at least $98000000.

[Cosmic]

You've got it all wrong, it's the super rare Dented Box Limited Edition, only TWO were made .

What happened was they manufactured the game and Miyamoto-san was there and he fell on it, hence the $500k.

[Synthetik]

Half a million dollars and the box is dented, fucking lol.

If I was a billionaire, I would buy that, call a press conference, open the game up, and then throw it away.

[Cosmic]

I'd make a destruction video on Youtube and savour all of those delicious basement-dweller tears.

[Lee]

My favorite game is Itchy Sticky Balls, the sequel. So much better.

I prefer the game "Dry balls from too much air conditioning" but that must just be me.

[Quiji]

If I was a billionaire, I would buy that, call a press conference, open the game up, and then throw it away.

If you were a billionaire, what would you care what you bought?

[Synthetik]

I'd make a destruction video on Youtube and savour all of those delicious basement-dweller tears.

Reminds me of this classic:

If you were a billionaire, what would you care what you bought?

Oh, I wouldn't, I would just do it to prove a point.

The point being that I'm a dick with too much money.

[Inferno.]

I'd limit myself to only 2-3 super cars if I were a billionaire, only classic ones too like the Ferrari F40/Porsche 959/Ferrari 280 GTO.

However, I'd not be able to stop myself buying a shit ton of rally cars.

[Cosmic]

If I were a billionaire I'd hire Charlie Sheen to be my life coach. I think everything else would just sort of fall into place after that.

[Lee]

Reminds me of this classic:




The point being that I'm a dick with too much money.

haha, i had a friend that was gonna do that in the ipad lines at the new york store, but then he couldn't make it.
Oh, I wouldn't, I would just do it to prove a point.

[Slacker Magician]

What happened was they manufactured the game and Miyamoto-san was there and he fell on it, hence the $500k.

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If I was a billionaire I'd buy gold, have it made into coins, put it in a treasure chest and stick it on an island. Then I would buy a lake and a couple of galleons, and have some common folk battle it out for my amusement and the chest of gold. I don't see any reason not to do crazy stuff if you're loaded .

[Lee]

If I were a billionaire I'd hire Charlie Sheen to be my life coach. I think everything else would just sort of fall into place after that.

But then you'd just smoke crack all day and have sex with hot pornstars.

Oh wait that's fucking awesome

[Cosmic]

Reminds me of this classic:

Those videos are the best thing about a new console launch by far.