The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[brit]

Well I'm already borderline alchoholic, so I'm off to a good start.

My situation isn't as complicated as yours, although it's pretty similar. Basically there were some sparks between me and said girl one night but nothing came of it, and everyone was on drugs so it's hard to say if it was genuine anyways. Didn't talk to her for awhile, then all of sudden get a call out of the blue and start hanging out with her constantly, although she's back together with her first love at this point. Befriend said boyfriend and continue to hang around them constantly. Boyfriend starts to hate me because me and his girlfriend flirt so much and always have deep conversations that sometimes involve him, so he moves like 20 miles away with her. Still hang out with them occasionally but not as much since they live so far away. She's told me that she regrets moving in with him though, and they constantly fight. I'm surprised they're even still together honestly. At this point I feel like it's better to wait and let things play out as they will and hope for the best. It's more than obvious that we both have a thing for each other though, all of our friends have noticed and commented on it and her entire family gives us shit about it. Well, mostly me.

I'm not stranger to the friend zone either, shit sucks.

I had a friend like that. She and I don't really talk anymore. I'm not going 20 miles to NOT get laid. Fuck out of here? What do I look like, some sort of simp? John you better not fucking answer that.

Well then. This goes to you and brit. There's an easy solution to that. You have to be assertive. Look, when a girl is interested, the guy has to take action. A girl doesn't want somebody wishy-washy, so don't be Charlie Brown and you're off to a good start. You have to gamble it all a lot of the time. Sure, you run the risk of getting nowhere, but if you don't take that chance you'll wind up regretting it for a long time. So get out there, tell her exactly how you feel, and see how it goes.

Yup. Works wonders a lot of times.

What he said.

Except, I recommend getting really trashed on vodka and calling her up. When she answers, say "I wanna dick you" and hang up.
She'll call back.
SCORE

I've done some shit like that.

Go to a bar.
See pretty girl.
Make sure she sees you buying her a drink. Wave if you have to.
Buy her tonic water.
Before the drink arrives, look at your watch and slowly walk out. make sure she sees you getting closer to the door when she sips the drink.
If she comes out, you're in.
Also, don't do this in the winter. Bitch ain't coming out no matter how angry you just made her.

[Ivolt]

Shoutouts to Kermit for giving advice on getting a girlfriend to a man who's happily married.

[Slacker Magician]

It's nothing of the sort.

I really wanted an excuse to use the reverse wacko .

THE WORLD OF WOMEN

That's right .

[Jazzmarazz]

Or breathe it, or touch it for extended periods. But other than breathing and skin contact, it's only toxic when ingested.

But how can you say no to something that is so sweet?

[Lee]

Or breathe it, or touch it for extended periods. But other than breathing and skin contact, it's only toxic when ingested.

But, breathing, and Skin Contact IS ingestion.

It's not dangerous to touch lead for a few seconds is what i was getting at.

Breathing in lead dust, or touching lead for a very long time would be harmful, but lead poisoning is the least of your worries when you stick your hand in a vat of molten lead.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Shoutouts to Kermit for giving advice on getting a girlfriend to a man who's happily married.

Everyone needs a mistress.

[Slacker Magician]

Shoutouts to Kermit for giving advice on getting a girlfriend to a man who's happily married.

Shameless .

[Sprung]

But, breathing, and Skin Contact IS ingestion.

The accepted description of 'ingestion' is entering the body via the mouth.

[Lee]

But how can you say no to something that is so sweet?

Nice edit there Mr. Drrol

[Sprung]

Nice edit there Mr. Drrol

[Kermit Da Frog]

Nice edit there Mr. Drrol

If only there was the vb plaza. That'd be his new user title.

[Lee]

The accepted description of 'ingestion' is entering the body via the mouth.

It's effectively the same thing though :/

And i didn't want to say "enters your bloodstream in one way or another."

It's faster to just say "ingestion"

[Shareware]

Nice edit there Mr. Drrol

:drrol: needs to be real.

Also, I didn't wanna call this out, it seemed kinda dickish.

[Jazzmarazz]

Nice edit there Mr. Drrol

Oh yeah Mr. ....... Your mom!

[Shareware]

It's effectively the same thing though :/

And i didn't want to say "enters your bloodstream in one way or another."

It's faster to just say "ingestion"

Far less accurate, but true, it is faster.