The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Sprung]

Nice place we have here. Can I come out from hiding now?

Warning: I found the IP BAN button today.

[Jazzmarazz]

Warning: I found the IP BAN button today.

So I heard.

Good > Bad

[Sprung]

Isn't lead... toxic? Mythbusters be hardcore.



Don't forget how the rest of us stood there in a crowd jeering and throwing rotting fruit and vegetables at his carcass.

Ya know...I never even considered that while I was watching.

Next time they play the rerun on Discovery, I'll yell at the TV and tell Jamie to stop it, k?

[Kermit Da Frog]

I'm not stranger to the friend zone either, shit sucks.

Well then. This goes to you and brit. There's an easy solution to that. You have to be assertive. Look, when a girl is interested, the guy has to take action. A girl doesn't want somebody wishy-washy, so don't be Charlie Brown and you're off to a good start. You have to gamble it all a lot of the time. Sure, you run the risk of getting nowhere, but if you don't take that chance you'll wind up regretting it for a long time. So get out there, tell her exactly how you feel, and see how it goes.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Warning: I found the IP BAN button today.

And he has a short tem-*User was IP BANNED FOR ONE TOO MANY GODDAMN SHORT JOKES*

[Sprung]

Well then. This goes to you and brit. There's an easy solution to that. You have to be assertive. Look, when a girl is interested, the guy has to take action. A girl doesn't want somebody wishy-washy, so don't be Charlie Brown and you're off to a good start. You have to gamble it all a lot of the time. Sure, you run the risk of getting nowhere, but if you don't take that chance you'll wind up regretting it for a long time. So get out there, tell her exactly how you feel, and see how it goes.

What he said.

Except, I recommend getting really trashed on vodka and calling her up. When she answers, say "I wanna dick you" and hang up.
She'll call back.
SCORE

[Shareware]

Well then. This goes to you and brit. There's an easy solution to that. You have to be assertive. Look, when a girl is interested, the guy has to take action. A girl doesn't want somebody wishy-washy, so don't be Charlie Brown and you're off to a good start. You have to gamble it all a lot of the time. Sure, you run the risk of getting nowhere, but if you don't take that chance you'll wind up regretting it for a long time. So get out there, tell her exactly how you feel, and see how it goes.

This. Taking the risk is worth it more often than not.

[Ivolt]

Plug the hole. With your penis.

There isn't a hole. At least not inside.

Proabably going to have to plaster the wall and shit.

[Lee]

Lead is only toxic when ingested.

You can take a bath in the stuff if you really wanted so long as you didn't ingest any.

[Slacker Magician]

when a girl is interested, the guy has to take action.

Backwards logic .

[Sprung]

Lead is only toxic when ingested.

You can take a bath in the stuff if you really wanted so long as you didn't ingest any.

I'm not entirely sure that's accurate. However, I'm too lazy to check, so...

CONFIRMED

[Mistral]

Lead is only toxic when ingested.

You can take a bath in the stuff if you really wanted so long as you didn't ingest any.

Or breathe it, or touch it for extended periods. But other than breathing and skin contact, it's only toxic when ingested.

[Shareware]

You can take a bath in the stuff if you really wanted

Hmm...




Nah.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Backwards logic .

It's nothing of the sort.

[Shareware]

Backwards logic .

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