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    I'm just glad Jack is here. I was tired of being the old guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    All I needed to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Perhaps a bullet will jog your memory.

    No, really, go kill yourself.

    You are a disappointment to your family, a disgrace to humanity, and a complete waste of atoms. You will never amount to anything. I pity the individual molecules that make up your body, because they could actually serve a purpose in this world, but instead they exist to create YOU. Everyone you have ever met mocks you behind your back. If the human race is a joke, you, sir, are the punchline. And, I'm sad to say, it's a rather pathetic fart joke that even a preschooler would find juvenile. Every moment you live you are collectively lowering the worth of the universe itself. If I were you, I'd promptly remove myself from the face of existence as completely as possible. Possibly by taking a header into a nuclear reactor. But I'd settle for your immediate suicide, leading to a sparsely attended funeral whereupon your rotting flesh will be lowered into a cold lonely grave where you will lie eternally unloved and unourned by all. Really, I'd settle for anything that'llquickly render you a lifeless husk who can finally serve the world as worm food, which is far above what you are now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Perhaps a bullet will jog your memory.

    No, really, go kill yourself.

    You are a disappointment to your family, a disgrace to humanity, and a complete waste of atoms. You will never amount to anything. I pity the individual molecules that make up your body, because they could actually serve a purpose in this world, but instead they exist to create YOU. Everyone you have ever met mocks you behind your back. If the human race is a joke, you, sir, are the punchline. And, I'm sad to say, it's a rather pathetic fart joke that even a preschooler would find juvenile. Every moment you live you are collectively lowering the worth of the universe itself. If I were you, I'd promptly remove myself from the face of existence as completely as possible. Possibly by taking a header into a nuclear reactor. But I'd settle for your immediate suicide, leading to a sparsely attended funeral whereupon your rotting flesh will be lowered into a cold lonely grave where you will lie eternally unloved and unourned by all. Really, I'd settle for anything that'llquickly render you a lifeless husk who can finally serve the world as worm food, which is far above what you are now.
    Okay, I know he was annyoing, but that was a bit harsh, don't you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Wouldn't have even happened if I didn't ban him first.


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    Finally I'm here when Sprung is here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    Okay, I know he was annyoing, but that was a bit harsh, don't you think?
    I personally thought he was going easy on the guy.

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    Fun songs to think of when kirby eats an enemy:

    You Got A Friend In Me by Randy Newman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Wouldn't have even happened if I didn't ban him first.

    Huh, I guess I'm just too much of a softy, then.

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    We need to bring back that thing Tanthias mentioned, the kindergarten or whatever it was called.

    So these annoying pricks can get dumped in there and rage to themselves, it was funny shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Wouldn't have even happened if I didn't ban him first.

    I offered my love to you as well.

    You spurned it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    We need to bring back that thing Tanthias mentioned, the kindergarten or whatever it was called.

    So these annoying pricks can get dumped in there and rage to themselves, it was funny shit.
    Yes, please.

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    Methinks I have Jack beat in the old fart category. I'm 38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    We need to bring back that thing Tanthias mentioned, the kindergarten or whatever it was called.

    So these annoying pricks can get dumped in there and rage to themselves, it was funny shit.
    Oh, I remember Pirates being thrown in there. That was some hilarious shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    We need to bring back that thing Tanthias mentioned, the kindergarten or whatever it was called.

    So these annoying pricks can get dumped in there and rage to themselves, it was funny shit.
    I think it was called the Time-Out.

    Pirates posts for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krisan Thyme View Post
    I miss my old account.. I had thousands and thousands of posts.. I wish I knew what happened to it, it's very odd that it got deleted.
    Strange...

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I bet Milady has this huge grin plastered across her face right now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Wouldn't have even happened if I didn't ban him first.

    We get it, you wanna be an admin!

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