Emuparadise Contest (enter and you could win!) -- Create My Tattoo

[Jazzmarazz]

Okay. I can leave around 2:00 on Sunday. I'll even be leaving from the hospital, so maybe I can sneak some sedatives and we can drug him and get the job done.

Hell, forget sharpies. My dad does his own tattoos so I can borrow his gun!

[Milady]

Hell, forget sharpies. My dad does his own tattoos so I can borrow his gun!

Sounds like a plan.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You two planning worries me a little. How long until furry world domination?

[Jazzmarazz]

You two planning worries me a little. How long until furry world domination?

As soon as her and I are finished with school. All you need to run a new world is medical science and technology....the court system will never be the same though.

[Beelzebub]

Congrats Jazz, guess I should've spent a little more time on my drawing.

[Milady]

You two planning worries me a little. How long until furry world domination?

Who are you calling a furry, amphibian?

As soon as she and I are finished with school. All you need to run a new world is medical science and technology....the court system will never be the same though.

And hopefully neither will your grammar skills. If we're tattooing any words or phrases, you're not allowed to do it unless we're doing horribly translated NES dialogue.

[Drageuth]

I think I should be scared for my life right about now, shouldn't I?

[Milady]

I think I should be scared for my life right about now, shouldn't I?

If it makes you feel better, I can teach Jazz sterile technique.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Who are you calling a furry, amphibian?

I'm a muppet. There's a difference.

I think I should be scared for my life right about now, shouldn't I?

Nah. It's when Ray offers to help that you should be.

If it makes you feel better, I can teach Jazz sterile technique.

Don't bother. You can lead a horse to antiseptic, but you can't make him use it.

[Jazzmarazz]

And hopefully neither will your grammar skills. If we're tattooing any words or phrases, you're not allowed to do it unless we're doing horribly translated NES dialogue.

That sounds pretty stupid now that I read it.
You handle the words, and Ill handle the Kirbys. Deal?

[Gare]

Oh, and make sure the tattoo artist gets the Konami Code right. You wouldn't want to end up like this guy.

[Milady]

Oh, and make sure the tattoo artist gets the Konami Code right. You wouldn't want to end up like this guy.

Maybe the guy messed up the combination himself when talking about what he wanted and the tattoo artist failed to correct him because he didn't play video games.

If it's the artist's fault -- I don't actually know what the proper combo would be, but shouldn't you talk to the artist or at least watch what's going on? He probably could have said something and avoided the completion of an incorrect tattoo. It's not like they put you under general anesthesia for tattoos.

[Gare]

Possible, but if you're into Street Fighter enough to want a tattoo, you probably don't mess up the combination for the shoryuken, which is like the basic of basics.

It's forward, down, down-forward; in other words, he should've noticed the mistake as soon as the artist started working on it.

[Milady]

Possible, but if you're into Street Fighter enough to want a tattoo, you probably don't mess up the combination for the shoryuken, which is like the basic of basics.

It's forward, down, down-forward; in other words, he should've noticed the mistake as soon as the artist started working on it.

That's what I mean. Was he just not paying attention at all during the process?

[Gare]

That's what I mean. Was he just not paying attention at all during the process?

Seems that way.

Or maybe he passed out from the pain. Either way, eyeroll, heavy sigh, etc.