The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Krisan Thyme]

My boyfriend ignores you too? What a jerk.

I know, right?

[Mistral]

A HA!

And you all laughed at me.

WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW.

On the other hand, there may be other reasons I haven't had a boyfriend.

[Milady]

I thought I remembered there being someone who was freakishly tall. Even still, I'm sure there's someone taller than me out of the thousands of people that visit/have visited the site. Why must you rain on my parade?

If it makes you feel any better, you're more than a foot taller than I am.

I know, right?

Silly Brits.

[Synthetik]

If it makes you feel any better, you're more than a foot taller than I am.

Silly Brits.

I guess I feel a little better now, even though girls are supposed to be smaller. Really though, being tall isn't that great. You get all awkward and clumsy when you hit puberty and your knees always hurt.

[Jazzmarazz]

Im going to sleep now...I forgot to eat all day until my midnight popcorn...do not attempt this at home...

[Milady]

[Synthetik]

Im going to sleep now...I forgot to eat all day until my midnight popcorn...do not attempt this at home...

Night Jazz.

[Raype]

Did you manage to fix the PS3 or is it still in SD?

It is now in glorious FUCKHUEG definition.

Why you can see the individual pores on that ass.

[Tanthias]

It is now in glorious FUCKHUEG definition.

Why you can see the individual pores on that ass.

In that case, shall we fight (or fight aliens) this weekend?

[Raype]

In that case, shall we fight (or fight aliens) this weekend?

We shall.

Probably.

Justice and whatnot.

[Rasgrez]

Im going to sleep now...I forgot to eat all day until my midnight popcorn...do not attempt this at home...

Goodnight.

[Drageuth]

Don't do it. The second a nerd gets a kid, their one nut starts inflating like a water balloon blimp.

Or so I've heard.

I hate you.
Also, it started way before my son was born. I just never realized it was a problem.

None that I've found in my almost two years of using it.

The one program that I have actually, legitimately purchased for my PC is not 100% compatible with Windows 7, and crashes with overly large text files.

So, about six hours ago, I asked my boyfriend if we could go to the store and buy some food and such. He decided to ignore me and play his stupid, godawful browser game instead.

Now--
Milady's boyfriend: Want to go to the store with me?
Milady: *disapproving look*

Oh, dat guy!

Except he doesn't want to go because I asked him, he wants to go because he's out of cigarettes. And mind you, he's laying on the floor with the laptop typing away anyway.

I'm not cooking anything now. Go by yourself, I'll eat cereal.

Well... not having any cigarettes is a good reason to go to the store...

Ah, cute. I recommend throwing used cartons at his head until he gets the hint.
Disclaimer: This is probably why I've never had a boyfriend.

My ex used to do that to me. But for different reasons.

Im going to sleep now...I forgot to eat all day until my midnight popcorn...do not attempt this at home...

THANK YOU FOR THE SEXY SEXY SUBMISSION.
Seriously, great work man. I really appreciate it.



Also, OH GOD WHY DID I GO TO THE GYM JESUS CHRIST MY ARMS FEEL LIKE DEADWEIGHTS
/bathtime

[Kermit Da Frog]

Also, OH GOD WHY DID I GO TO THE GYM JESUS CHRIST MY ARMS FEEL LIKE DEADWEIGHTS
/bathtime

Sort of like your sack, aye?

[Synthetik]

Also, OH GOD WHY DID I GO TO THE GYM JESUS CHRIST MY ARMS FEEL LIKE DEADWEIGHTS
/bathtime

Nothing like not being able to lift an empty pizza box because your muscles are so ripped.

[Rasgrez]