The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Lee]

Real men take a Peel P50 to their driver's test.

I drive a CXT

[Synthetik]

There are millions of bad drivers all around the world though.

I intend to be an excellent drivers, surely all of those hours spent playing driving games should pay off?

True.

I don't know, maybe driving super fast in virtual sports cars will be bad in the long run. You'll crave high speeds and drifting.

[Inferno.]

I drive a CXT

Why!?

[Inferno.]

True.

I don't know, maybe driving super fast in virtual sports cars will be bad in the long run. You'll crave high speeds and drifting.

Fuck drifting, I'm no ricer son.

I want to drive offroad though.

[deadlegion]

I intend to be an excellent drivers, surely all of those hours spent playing driving games should pay off?

Not really.
Perfect racing lines aren't of much value when you are supposed to follow road rules........and you just attract attention from the fuzz.
True story.

[King]

There are millions of bad drivers all around the world though.

I intend to be an excellent drivers, surely all of those hours spent playing driving games should pay off?

Maybe, if you intend to get at the gas station before everyone else.

This is my opinion, but you can't start thinking that you may fail, if you have the skills, you will pass that test.
If you don't, there's always next time.

[Raype]

If nothing else you'll know how to properly run over a hooker.

[Synthetik]

Fuck drifting, I'm no ricer son.

I want to drive offroad though.

You mean you're not going to get a car with a 3 foot tall spoiler? Tisk tisk.

Oh man, offroading is so much fun. Why is that bad?

[Lee]

Why!?

Because I'm compensating for my tiny penis.

[Wyrm]

You mean you're not going to get a car with a 3 foot tall spoiler? Tisk tisk.

That would be so badass

[deadlegion]

I want to drive offroad though.

People die doing the Dakar thing.
Plenty of unsealed surfaces over here, and it is fun.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I drive a CXT

Overcompensating much?

[deadlegion]

[Sprung]

Clog unclogged.

Good thing time and a half is almost $25 an hour, or it wouldn't be worth it with these gas prices

[Cosmic]

I drive a CXT

How many metres does it get on a full tank?