The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Lee]

I wish you were. Ugh, you need to work out. Stop sitting on your ass and playing video games all day.

Says FattyMcStomachRolls.

No but really.

I guarantee you're not as fat as you think.

GWAR AUNTY DAMNIT, I SPELLED IT WRONG.

[Prude]

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

[Lee]

Now that you've named one, you've ruined the surprise, aye?

My weeks pretty much ruined

[Prude]

Says FattyMcStomachRolls.

No but really.

I guarantee you're not as fat as you think.

GWAR AUNTY DAMNIT, I SPELLED IT WRONG.

~

[Shareware]

Know what's great about that, though? I'm consistent. I'm a dick to everyone. Know why? Because if people don't take others down a peg, we get shitty inventions like Snuggies. Know why? Because their friends didn't say "No. Dude. That's a fucking fuzzy hospital gown. Stop."

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special.

[Lee]

Know what's great about that, though? I'm consistent. I'm a dick to everyone. Know why? Because if people don't take others down a peg, we get shitty inventions like Snuggies. Know why? Because their friends didn't say "No. Dude. That's a fucking fuzzy hospital gown. Stop."

No it's because the Snuggie guy needed a way to distribute his cult robes en masse.

[Lee]

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special.

Or you're made of solid gold ideas...

Yeah he hates you

[Prude]

Another fun fact: Marriage is a failed institution and monogamy goes against human nature.

PRO TIP: Get a prenuptial.



Seth Rogen in disguise is delivering the subpoena as we speak.



What can I say, I'm a baller.



I don't think nose piercings are slutty. You would be slutty if you had gotten a tongue piercing, though.



Warning: My contain nut.

Is this the same kind of piercing that leads to ass injected death syndrome?

Make her wear a burka.

*big shit*

[Kermit Da Frog]

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

My weeks pretty much ruined

Told you that you couldn't handle it.

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special.

Mission accomplished.

[Prude]

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special.

Don't meddle too much with him~

[Synthetik]

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

[Lee]

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

No, it means you're bi.

And that means you're bad at making life decisions.

Wow you suck at this life stuff

[Raype]

Another fun fact: Marriage is a failed institution and monogamy goes against human nature.

PRO TIP: Get a prenuptial.

I don't think nose piercings are slutty. You would be slutty if you had gotten a tongue piercing, though.



Warning: My contain nut.

Is this the same kind of piercing that leads to ass injected death syndrome?

Make her wear a burka.

Prude's ancestor said the same thing. He also said we need to keep our women in line otherwise our society will fall apart. He sure loves the middle east.

Tongue piercings exist for one reason alone: Advertising that you give oral sex.

We need to pitch in and get him a pair of underwear that says that. And now it's safe to say it's impossible for him to be a juggler, for you cannot juggle with only one ball.

I prefer "sentence", but yes, it can.

I have enough heat as it is without the possibility of there being video of me fucking a chick in a burka.

I wish you were. Ugh, you need to work out. Stop sitting on your ass and playing video games all day.

Don't try to change me woman. Go back to your ginger kid.

[Raype]

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

Go ahead.

I won't stop you.

I've got backups lined up out the door.

[Synthetik]

*big shit*

This one time, I pooped a capital F. For realz.