The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Kermit Da Frog]

OH MY GOD I am not slutty for getting a nose piercing.
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard if you think that. Septum piercings look pretty slutty but NOT nostril ones!
C'mon, you guys are so mean!

Go ahead and get tears in your new orifice. Sluts have to keep them all lubed and ready.

I hope you all have horrible marriages.

Not going to happen. Know why? Because I'm not a slut.

Did a google search for slut.

Hey, Snake.

[Lee]

Necrophilia is illegal, you know.

Maybe in canada...

[Prude]

You're just saying that because she resembles you.

lol! I have a different nose than that~ same hair color though. I wish I was as thin.

[Lee]

lol! I have a different nose than that~ same hair color though. I wish I was as thin.

FATTY.

[Prude]

Go ahead and get tears in your new orifice. Sluts have to keep them all lubed and ready.



Not going to happen. Know why? Because I'm not a slut.



Hey, Snake.

You and your gross bacon mayonnaise. You are so mean.

[Shareware]

illegal, you know.

*punches self in mouth before CD-i reference slips out*

[Raype]

lol! I have a different nose than that~ same hair color though. I wish I was as thin.

I wish you were that thin too.

[Lee]

You and your gross bacon mayonnaise. You are so mean.

It's vegan bacon mayonnaise.

[Prude]

FATTY.

pfft, totally. Why do you think Sprung always makes fat jokes? DUH
I hope you don't think I'm some hot chick that's skinny or something, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT

[Synthetik]

Fun fact. Slutty girls that get married are less likely to have a marriage that lasts.

Another fun fact: Marriage is a failed institution and monogamy goes against human nature.

PRO TIP: Get a prenuptial.

His favorite drink is an 8-ball.

He only drinks 1/8 of it though.

Yeah that was a completely fucking shit joke...

sue me

Seth Rogen in disguise is delivering the subpoena as we speak.

That's just nutty.

What can I say, I'm a baller.

OH MY GOD I am not slutty for getting a nose piercing.
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard if you think that. Septum piercings look pretty slutty but NOT nostril ones!
C'mon, you guys are so mean!

I don't think nose piercings are slutty. You would be slutty if you had gotten a tongue piercing, though.

His favorite thing to smear on bread? Peanut butter.

Yeah, but they're a very different form of piercing.

But I hear black chick nipples are ugly. A NURSE TOLD ME AND EVERYTHING.

Warning: My contain nut.

Is this the same kind of piercing that leads to ass injected death syndrome?

Make her wear a burka.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You and your gross bacon mayonnaise. You are so mean.

Know what's great about that, though? I'm consistent. I'm a dick to everyone. Know why? Because if people don't take others down a peg, we get shitty inventions like Snuggies. Know why? Because their friends didn't say "No. Dude. That's a fucking fuzzy hospital gown. Stop."

[Prude]

I wish you were that thin too.

I wish you were. Ugh, you need to work out. Stop sitting on your ass and playing video games all day.

[Lee]

Is it weird that the thing I'm most interested in is the name of the new hangout?

I always laugh at the names.

It makes my week.

[Prude]

Know what's great about that, though? I'm consistent. I'm a dick to everyone. Know why? Because if people don't take others down a peg, we get shitty inventions like Snuggies. Know why? Because their friends didn't say "No. Dude. That's a fucking fuzzy hospital gown. Stop."

I HATE Snuggies.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I wish you were. Ugh, you need to work out. Stop sitting on your ass and playing video games all day.

But he's a guy. He doesn't have to care.

Is it weird that the thing I'm most interested in is the name of the new hangout?

I always laugh at the names.

It makes my week.

Now that you've named one, you've ruined the surprise, aye?

I HATE Snuggies.

Hence why I'm here.