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Thread: The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Nope, just a stab in the dark. But now I know.

    Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now.
    Hey, you even got the name of the parlour right! It's a gay bar now.

    This reminds me that I've never boned a chick who went through FGM yet. I need to get on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    She told you about that? Well shit. I was thinking about getting it forked, actually.
    Gives me PTSD flashbacks of spankwire bro.

    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute!
    No it's slutty.

    You just don't realize it yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Looks crooked.

    Our relationship has ended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
    That movie was horrible.

    But it had Dafoe, penises, and blood splooge.

    So it's clearly a 7* film.

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    You guys are so mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    You guys are so mean.
    You don't give us a chance babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    Our relationship has ended.
    Score. I've been let off the leash.

    And thus did virgins everywhere weep, for they are no longer safe from the ravishings of...

    THE RAYPIST

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    You guys are so mean.
    A match made in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    You guys are so mean.
    Hey, I have an excuse.

    Hatefucks and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Didn't stop Syn, either.
    YOU LIKED IT YOU WHORE. YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE ELSE, I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
    The reaction shot to end all reaction shots.

    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    It's all cool if you wrap your tool. Unless the condom breaks!

    I'm kind of like Tenchi Muyo in a way, except not Asian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    I'm kind of like Tenchi Muyo in a way, except not Asian.
    And tenchi not actually getting/wanting any ass for the first like 12309 episodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    You don't give us a chance babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    YOU LIKED IT YOU WHORE. YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE ELSE, I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT.
    No one puts Kermit in a corner!

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    I just noticed that because I'm not a cool kid i can't make threads directly in the Hang Out.

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    Synth IS THE ONLY MAN FOR ME

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