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Thread: The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    FALSE BACON!
    Facon Bacon.

    It's the kind you don't save.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Then you need a new girlfriend.

    So you're saying her piercing is a tragedy the likes of Pearl Harbor?
    6 to 8 weeks delivery though. Fuck that shit.

    I'm saying it's been a while since I disemboweled a muppet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Not really, no. Cute comes from purity. There ain't nothing pure about getting japped in the face with a sharp object.

    All piercings are slutty. True story.
    That Prince Albert makes you a giant whore then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    Not slutty, cute-ish!
    So you didn't get it on your face, stomach, breasts, or vagina then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I'm saying it's been a while since I disemboweled a muppet.
    Joke's on you. We have no bowels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    At least Synth supports me. But then again, he likes his girls...
    Such a whore. See what I have to put up with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
    DENY THESE FALSE PORK PRODUCTS. THEY WILL LEAD YOU DOWN THE PATH TO HELL.
    SO will real pork products. And they'll get you there FASTER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise.
    That shit looks disgusting. And it doesn't even contain any real bacon, what a rip off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    At least Synth supports me. But then again, he likes his girls...
    Slutty?

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    My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    That Prince Albert makes you a giant whore then.
    She told you about that? Well shit. I was thinking about getting it forked, actually.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Joke's on you. We have no bowels.
    Doesn't stop me from lookin'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute!
    Looks crooked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    breasts, or vagina then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    She told you about that? Well shit. I was thinking about getting it forked, actually.

    Doesn't stop me from lookin'!
    Nope, just a stab in the dark. But now I know.

    Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute!
    "Nose piercings are slutty" 276,000 results

    "Nose piercings are cuuute" 204 results


    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Doesn't stop me from lookin'!
    Didn't stop Syn, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    That shit looks disgusting. And it doesn't even contain any real bacon, what a rip off.



    Slutty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Nope, just a stab in the dark. But now I know.

    Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now.
    Just ask Drag.

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