Originally Posted by Lee FALSE BACON! Facon Bacon. It's the kind you don't save. Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog Then you need a new girlfriend. So you're saying her piercing is a tragedy the likes of Pearl Harbor? 6 to 8 weeks delivery though. Fuck that shit. I'm saying it's been a while since I disemboweled a muppet.
Originally Posted by Raype Not really, no. Cute comes from purity. There ain't nothing pure about getting japped in the face with a sharp object. All piercings are slutty. True story. That Prince Albert makes you a giant whore then.
Originally Posted by Prude Not slutty, cute-ish! So you didn't get it on your face, stomach, breasts, or vagina then?
Originally Posted by Raype I'm saying it's been a while since I disemboweled a muppet. Joke's on you. We have no bowels.
Originally Posted by Prude At least Synth supports me. But then again, he likes his girls... Such a whore. See what I have to put up with? Originally Posted by Shareware DENY THESE FALSE PORK PRODUCTS. THEY WILL LEAD YOU DOWN THE PATH TO HELL. SO will real pork products. And they'll get you there FASTER.
Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise. That shit looks disgusting. And it doesn't even contain any real bacon, what a rip off. Originally Posted by Prude At least Synth supports me. But then again, he likes his girls... Slutty?
My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute!
Originally Posted by Synthetik That Prince Albert makes you a giant whore then. She told you about that? Well shit. I was thinking about getting it forked, actually. Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog Joke's on you. We have no bowels. Doesn't stop me from lookin'!
Originally Posted by Prude My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute! Looks crooked.
Originally Posted by Lee breasts, or vagina then?
Originally Posted by Raype She told you about that? Well shit. I was thinking about getting it forked, actually. Doesn't stop me from lookin'! Nope, just a stab in the dark. But now I know. Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now.
Originally Posted by Prude My nose! nostril! It's so cuuute! "Nose piercings are slutty" 276,000 results "Nose piercings are cuuute" 204 results Originally Posted by Raype Doesn't stop me from lookin'! Didn't stop Syn, either.
Originally Posted by Synthetik Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now.
Originally Posted by Synthetik That shit looks disgusting. And it doesn't even contain any real bacon, what a rip off. Slutty?
Originally Posted by Synthetik Nope, just a stab in the dark. But now I know. Do it man, genital mutilation is so in right now. Just ask Drag.
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