The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Raype]

NO stay awake!

But I have to go shopping with like 3 sexy women in the morning.

I have to help them try on clothes.

At first I assumed they wanted to mourn a family member, but then I remember it was pork, not beef.

(Side note: This is delicious. I'm truly lucky my girlfriend is awesome and got it for me as a surprise.

My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

[Prude]

Eating hair dye will do that to you.

MAN that stuff is strong. I went a light brown, it looks good. I had old high lights and it evened out everything.
I will go blonde later. THEN pink.

[Raype]

Not slutty, cute-ish!

Not really, no. Cute comes from purity. There ain't nothing pure about getting japped in the face with a sharp object.

All piercings are slutty. True story.

[Shareware]

My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

My girlfriend never exists.

[Raype]

MAN that stuff is strong. I went a light brown, it looks good. I had old high lights and it evened out everything.
I will go blonde later. THEN pink.

Oh no you won't.

Not if you ever want to see my magic talking penis again.

That's right, I can do X rated ventriloquism.

Now you all know.

[Prude]

But I have to go shopping with like 3 sexy women in the morning.

I have to help them try on clothes.



My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

damn you!

[Raype]

My girlfriend never exists.

Then make one up.

We call it the Illora defense.

[Raype]

damn you!

Don't hate the player.

Hate his awesome life.

[Synthetik]

I got my piercing~ It looks like I've always had it, it's really weird.

It was destiny.

Odd. I assume it worked for you, Share, judging by your post. It might be your connection, Syn.

Must be, it's still not loading. What is it even?

omg like hi

HEY GURL HEY

[Kermit Da Frog]

Not slutty, cute-ish!

Key part of that post.

My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

Then you need a new girlfriend.

Not really, no. Cute comes from purity. There ain't nothing pure about getting japped in the face with a sharp object.

So you're saying her piercing is a tragedy the likes of Pearl Harbor?

[Lee]

At first I assumed they wanted to mourn a family member, but then I remember it was pork, not beef.

(Side note: This is delicious. I'm truly lucky my girlfriend is awesome and got it for me as a surprise.

Kosher and vegetarian - no pigs harmed!

FALSE BACON!

[Kermit Da Frog]

Must be, it's still not loading. What is it even?

Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise.

[Prude]

At least Synth supports me. But then again, he likes his girls...

[Prude]

Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise.

THAT IS SO GROSS AHHHH

[Shareware]

FALSE BACON!

DENY THESE FALSE PORK PRODUCTS. THEY WILL LEAD YOU DOWN THE PATH TO HELL.