The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Kermit Da Frog]

All the guys i know would roll out of bed, and say something like "breakfast already?" and then eat the bacon and go back to sleep.

All of the guys I know would stampede into the kitchen, scream for the bacon, fight each other for the bacon, realize I'd already eaten the bacon, then lumber off depressed.

[Synthetik]

All the guys i know would roll out of bed, and say something like "breakfast already?" and then eat the bacon and go back to sleep.

That's how it's done.

All of the guys I know would stampede into the kitchen, scream for the bacon, fight each other for the bacon, realize I'd already eaten the bacon, then lumber off depressed.

That's not how it's done.

[Shareware]

Eating rice.

Depression fixd.

[Tanthias]

*runs away*

*drops frag grenade*

*realizes he's kicking it as he runs*

Oh cr*dies*

Noted. Won't do that again.

[Kermit Da Frog]

That's not how it's done.

Fuck sharing. It's MY bacon.

[Synthetik]

*runs away*

*drops frag grenade*

*realizes he's kicking it as he runs*

Oh cr*dies*

Noted. Won't do that again.

Silly Tan. Haven't you ever heard of a grenade launcher? They're much easier to kill people in the hangout with.

[Shareware]

Silly Tan. Haven't you ever heard of a grenade launcher? They're much easier to kill people in the hangout with.

Grenade soccer is so much more fun.

[Synthetik]

Fuck sharing. It's MY bacon.

Oh, I agree completely. Your roommates should know that's not how it's done. They should have snuck up and stolen the bacon when you weren't paying attention.

Grenade soccer is so much more fun.

Very true. It's like Russian roulette and hot potato combined, except way more awesome.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Oh, I agree completely. Your roommates should know that's not how it's done. They should have snuck up and stolen the bacon when you weren't paying attention.

But it's bacon. I'm always wary. Like Batman. Baconman.

(Plus, they're fat so it's kinda hard to sneak, let alone move fast enough to take something from me. )

[Shareware]

But it's bacon. I'm always wary. Like Batman. Baconman.

(Plus, they're fat so it's kinda hard to sneak, let alone move fast enough to take something from me. )

I'm kinda fat, and people never notice me.

Wait, shit.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I'm kinda fat, and people never notice me.

Wait, shit.

Are you 300 pounds? No? Then you'll be fine.

[Tanthias]

Silly Tan. Haven't you ever heard of a grenade launcher? They're much easier to kill people in the hangout with.

I wouldn't use a grenade launcher. If I wanted to kill people in the hangout, I'd use this giant orbiting laser. That, unlike the one in RE5, is much more powerful than a rocket launcher

[Synthetik]

But it's bacon. I'm always wary. Like Batman. Baconman.

(Plus, they're fat so it's kinda hard to sneak, let alone move fast enough to take something from me. )

You must always protect your bacon interests.

Haha, no wonder they come running out begging for bacon.

I wouldn't use a grenade launcher. If I wanted to kill people in the hangout, I'd use this giant orbiting laser. That, unlike the one in RE5, is much more powerful than a rocket launcher

I forgot you admins have the launch codes for the laser.

[Tanthias]

You must always protect your bacon interests.

Haha, no wonder they come running out begging for bacon.



I forgot you admins have the launch codes for the laser.

No, no, you're thinking of the one in RE5. This one was set up by my Plutonian superiors.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You must always protect your bacon interests.

Haha, no wonder they come running out begging for bacon.

At first I assumed they wanted to mourn a family member, but then I remember it was pork, not beef.

(Side note: This is delicious. I'm truly lucky my girlfriend is awesome and got it for me as a surprise.