The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Synthetik]

*drifts into focus*

Did someone mention Hayley's tits?

I wonder how many people googled that after I mentioned it?

Of course I didn't have to. Fucken saved.

I can't even buy a decent video game for $5, how am I supposed to get you a heart? Unless you mean one of those "pig" hearts from Mexico.

Not me. I'm just going to keep replacing my own organs as they begin to wear out.

You don't get the five-fingered discount on spare organs at your hospital? I guess a pig heart will do if that's all you have.

That's a pretty solid plan. Just be sure to have a large stockpile of hearts saved up before you start.

[Inferno.]

Just like people believe in God, the Easter Bunny or life on other planets, I believe in Hayley's A-cups.

Gotta have faith bro.

A cups? It's pointless her wearing a bra! They ain't going anywhere!

[Raype]

Yes and no, they're non existent.

Yes, but notice how in photos she seems to have a little going on, until the bra comes off?

Schrodinger's Boobs.

Curse you wonderbra!

That SLUT didn't realize I was in love with her after I introduced myself and made eye contact? And now she's dating some GUY!? FUCKING WHORE. FOREVER ALONE.

Yes. "Accidentally."

HOW COULD SHE HAVE WENT OUT WITH MEN BEFORE ME. SHE'S NOTHING LIKE MY PERFECT ANIME WAIFU.

Were she not sleeping pleasantly nearby, I would confront her about this.

I can't even buy a decent video game for $5, how am I supposed to get you a heart? Unless you mean one of those "pig" hearts from Mexico.

Not me. I'm just going to keep replacing my own organs as they begin to wear out.

You could always kill a hobo. Or take it from those people without insurance. They'll be dead soon enough anyway.

Science needs to get on the whole "human cloning" and "brain transplant" thing. I'd settle for cyberization.

[Milady]

I've noticed you've broken out more and more racist comments lately

Hospitals are that bad eh?

Or maybe a pregnant black woman's nipples are just that bad.

[Lee]

Fuck Hayley. Amy Lee is where it's at.

Where what's at?

Singing?

[Lee]

Or maybe a pregnant black woman's nipples are just that bad.

Oh no doubt.

Just saying

[Raype]

Or maybe a pregnant black woman's nipples are just that bad.

Hey now, white women can be just as bad.

Nothing quite like a set of nipples the size of baseballs that are puffy as hell to the point where they're practically breasts unto themselves.

Made worse when they have multiple piercings.

....

What? I watch a lot of porn, okay?

[Inferno.]

Fap Master Ray.

[Synthetik]

Fuck Hayley. Amy Lee is where it's at.

Ritzy Bryan disagrees.

HOW COULD SHE HAVE WENT OUT WITH MEN BEFORE ME. SHE'S NOTHING LIKE MY PERFECT ANIME WAIFU.

Were she not sleeping pleasantly nearby, I would confront her about this.

IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BODY, ISN'T IT? SORRY THAT I WASN'T BORN LIKE A KEN DOLL!

*devours whole cake*

"confront" = rape

[Wyrm]

Saw the discussion of Hayley Williams boobs, and instantly went to google.

i was like 0.0 oh yeah

[Raype]

IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BODY, ISN'T IT? SORRY THAT I WASN'T BORN LIKE A KEN DOLL!

*devours whole cake*

"confront" = rape

WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS LAUGH AT ME. I DON'T NEED A JOB, I TAKE CARE OF MY MOM ALL DAY. THAT'S A FULL TIME JOB. /goes back to playing WoW 10 hours a day

Why yes, yes indeed. But first I'll eat an entire tin of sardines.

[Cosmic]

1:30am, can't sleep, tired, don't want to ruin newly corrected sleep pattern, currently fighting the urge to pick up a guitar, plug it into the computer and fumble my way through Eruption.

[Lee]

Hey now, white women can be just as bad.

Nothing quite like a set of nipples the size of baseballs that are puffy as hell to the point where they're practically breasts unto themselves.

Made worse when they have multiple piercings.

....

What? I watch a lot of porn, okay?

I think I've seen that one

Honestly i think that white women are way worse when it comes to the downstairs. As apposed to the upstairs, which is usually in better condition.

[Lee]

Also, i lol at some of the like.. DD-cup shops of Hayley Williams.

[Drageuth]

you also like all that emo music

I like whatever I end up feeling like listening to. It changes from day to day, sometimes, but I have a few favourites that I won't stop listening to for a while now.

*drifts into focus*

Did someone mention Hayley's tits?

Only if you've been reading my mind for the last, oh... three years or so.

Also, I don't want to hear anyone complaining about ugly nipples until they've worked on a maternity floor with pregnant black women.

Nipples have kind of lost their appeal for me after watching my ex breastfeed for 7 months. And use a breastpump.
Also, women's downstairs... yeah, ain't eva gonnaz be the same after watching an 8lb, 13oz baby come out of that. Followed by placenta.

Fuck Hayley. Amy Lee is where it's at.

You clearly need to have your head examined.

Just like people believe in God, the Easter Bunny or life on other planets, I believe in Hayley's A-cups.

Gotta have faith bro.

I wonder how many people googled that after I mentioned it?

Or maybe a pregnant black woman's nipples are just that bad.