The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Raype]

"A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!"

If you do them from behind, you can pretend they're a little boy!

[Inferno.]

Oh yeah I agree she's hot, but a topless photo was pointless.

[Lee]

If you do them from behind, you can pretend they're a little boy!

Hey man, don't hate

[Raype]

Dude... I'd still hit it. I'm not even joking. (Ignore the wacko, this is serious.)

Then admit that she's a rockstar! Accidentally posting a nude picture of yourself online is rock n' roll!

She has a flat chest and ugly nipples. I demand perfection from my women. She's fucking gross. *uses inhaler before pushing glasses back up his pockmarked nose*
(Anyone who wouldn't hit it is clearly gay)

Then prude is undoubtedly the rolling stones. If I had a dollar for every time she accidentally posted nudes in the wrong spot.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I'm gonna rip your fucking eyes out.

And rape the sockets.

Then, I'm going to scrape your limp, sobbing body across my skin until you become a bloody lump of flesh.

And then I'm going to drain the fluids and grind you into a fine paste.

Charlie sheen will snort you off a hooker's ass.

Then shit you out into another hooker's mouth.

And here I thought you didn't like me.

[Raype]

Oh yeah I agree she's hot, but a topless photo was pointless.

Look at all the NOTHING under her shirt!

She could have just told her boyfriend to roll up his shirt. Even minor league manboobs would be larger.

[Cosmic]

*drifts into focus*

Did someone mention Hayley's tits?

[Milady]

Just another day at school.

A spare heart, or a spare bacon double cheeseburger? Because I always keep a spare cheeseburger. I'll need you to get me a spare heart. How about... $5? That's fair right?

Eh, we all have to die someday. Our bodies will eventually fail and the bacteria will consume us all.

I can't even buy a decent video game for $5, how am I supposed to get you a heart? Unless you mean one of those "pig" hearts from Mexico.

Not me. I'm just going to keep replacing my own organs as they begin to wear out.

[Synthetik]

She has a flat chest and ugly nipples. I demand perfection from my women. She's fucking gross. *uses inhaler before pushing glasses back up his pockmarked nose*
(Anyone who wouldn't hit it is clearly gay)

Then prude is undoubtedly the rolling stones. If I had a dollar for every time she accidentally posted nudes in the wrong spot.

That SLUT didn't realize I was in love with her after I introduced myself and made eye contact? And now she's dating some GUY!? FUCKING WHORE. FOREVER ALONE.

Yes. "Accidentally."

[Inferno.]

*drifts into focus*

Did someone mention Hayley's tits?

Yes and no, they're non existent.

[Ivolt]

I'm back.
And then I leave.
Then I'm back.
Then I leave again.

[Milady]

Also, I don't want to hear anyone complaining about ugly nipples until they've worked on a maternity floor with pregnant black women.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Fuck Hayley. Amy Lee is where it's at.

[Lee]

Also, I don't want to hear anyone complaining about ugly nipples until they've worked on a maternity floor with pregnant black women.

I've noticed you've broken out more and more racist comments lately

Hospitals are that bad eh?

[Cosmic]

Yes and no, they're non existent.

Just like people believe in God, the Easter Bunny or life on other planets, I believe in Hayley's A-cups.

Gotta have faith bro.