The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I'm not bringing up my age, but drinking is a great way to pass the time if that's any indication.

[Shareware]

I'm 20 in less than 5 months.

I'm 20 in exactly five months.

Not looking forward to it.

[Krisan Thyme]

... totally just realized that I'm 23 now.

Pfft. You young whippersnappers..

[Synthetik]

I'm not bringing up my age, but drinking is a great way to pass the time if that's any indication.

So... you're sixteen?

[Miss Piggy]

So... you're sixteen?

[Drageuth]

Pfft. You young whippersnappers..

I'm 23 with a two and half year old kid.
Yes, I feel old.

[Kermit Da Frog]

So... you're sixteen?

Hell no. 20. 21 later this year.

[Raype]

Within 12 months I'll be 25.

Or, to put it another way, I've already burned up about half to a third (most likely closer to half) of my lifespan.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Within 12 months I'll be 25.

Or, to put it another way, I've already burned up about half to a third (most likely closer to half) of my lifespan.

That sound more like 2/3s.

[Krisan Thyme]

I'm 23 with a two and half year old kid.
Yes, I feel old.

I wouldn't mind having a kid myself some day.. Although realistically, it's probably not happening anytime soon.

[Shareware]

I hate looking for a job almost as much as being jobless.

Stupid store had to close, grumble mumble...

[Inferno.]

I wouldn't mind having a kid myself some day.. Although realistically, it's probably not happening anytime soon.

Children are overrated.

EDIT: Well, I mean I dislike them. I don't have any myself so I can't really have an opinion, but I'm not a fan of other people's kids that's for sure.

[Lee]

Yes. That's like people that automatically think they're gun experts because they play CoD.

No, it's like the people that think they know what all the guns from CoD look like because they play CoD

[Synthetik]

Hell no. 20. 21 later this year.

Drinking in public without having to hide the fact is much more satisfying.

Within 12 months I'll be 25.

Or, to put it another way, I've already burned up about half to a third (most likely closer to half) of my lifespan.

It's always more depressing when you think in terms of fractions.

[Raype]

That sound more like 2/3s.

I'm gonna rip your fucking eyes out.

And rape the sockets.

Then, I'm going to scrape your limp, sobbing body across my skin until you become a bloody lump of flesh.

And then I'm going to drain the fluids and grind you into a fine paste.

Charlie sheen will snort you off a hooker's ass.

Then shit you out into another hooker's mouth.