Since I announced what it was and explained it in great detail last night, I figure I've got no more shame left.
About a week and a half ago was my initial visit to the walk-in clinic, where the doctor examined it and told me what it was. He filled out a request form for an ultrasound, which I then dropped off at the local hospital the following day. He also contacted a urologist who should be calling me to set up an appointment.
When I dropped the form off at the hospital, they said, "Oh. You didn't have to drop that off, they should have just faxed it. And I see they never filled it out entirely.... okay, don't worry, I'll just fax this to them, ask them to fill out the information and send it back. We will call you when we have a time for you to come in. Kthxbie!" Apparently this is not the first time this clinic has sent someone over there with incomplete forms, so at least I know it wasn't (entirely) my fault. That was... two Friday's ago. Still sitting here waiting to hear from them.
I have no idea how long it will take or anything like that, but it's really starting to bug me, to the point where if I don't hear anything by the end of this month I'm going to see if I can find a private practice around here that can help me a bit faster, rather than dealing with all of this shit. A guy from work had to wait two years before even seeing a specialist, but that was for his eyes -- not sure what it will be like to see a urologist, but now that I know what it is I don't want to wait two years.