Actually, I don't doubt your story. I just felt it necessary to make the joke.
Apparently I've stopped being funny and now only exist to offend and bother.
Mission accomplished I guess.
Did he get to play the 4DS?
It's like the 3DS, except in 4D, which is MORE REAL.
I'd be so jealous if he did.
4DS: Now with TIME MANIPULATION
*Insert Sprung Hippy Picture that goes back and forth here*