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    Lesson Learned: Don't marry people, and Don't have kids.

    Edit: Lesson Learned: Don't have unprotected sex with women, and sex makes women crazy.

    Edit: Edit: Lesson Learned: Don't have sex.


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    Lesson learned: Watching a baby being born will seriously fuck you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Lesson learned: Watching a baby being born will seriously fuck you up.
    Try having a semester long clinical rotation devoted to such things.

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    Just punch em in the bawls.

    Johnny Cage was good shit.

    Except Kung Lao, who ducked too low after a nut punch, so you couldn't uppercut him. He's still my favorite character to play as, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Lesson learned: Watching a baby being born will seriously fuck you up.
    And the whole, then realizing that you have to take care of that baby for the next 15-20 years.

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    The Meaning of Life: Use your penis responsibly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Try having a semester long clinical rotation devoted to such things.
    Like you said before, best contraceptive method ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shareware View Post
    The Meaning of Life: Use your penis responsibly.
    Amen brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Like you said before, best contraceptive method ever.
    No kidding.

    I'm still waiting to be able to see a Cesarean section. Because it sounds totally awesome to see someone's guts pulled out and sat on their belly whilst they're awake to see them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    No kidding.

    I'm still waiting to be able to see a Cesarean section. Because it sounds totally awesome to see someone's guts pulled out and sat on their belly whilst they're awake to see them.
    I like how you think

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    I need some sleep. This week is going to be terrible, starting tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Like you said before, best contraceptive method ever.
    Being in different countries is considerably more reliable.

    Ha ha ha

    Ah ha ha.

    Ha

    I'd kill for a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Being in different countries is considerably more reliable.

    Ha ha ha

    Ah ha ha.

    Ha

    I'd kill for a hug.
    Ray need hugz?

    dont look at me

    I Will say though i did get some free hardware of my mate that was going spare though like a 8600GT that just needs a new fan, will take me 5 mins to sort that as well as some other bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Chewy Lemon-Head & Friends are my new gods. My new, delicious gods.
    Glorified jelly beans. And I never liked jelly beans. They always made me sick.

    Absolutely love normal Lemon Heads though. And Alexander the Grape, though you can't find those as easily.

    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Me neither, that's why I'm playing it now. Definitely wouldn't have been able to beat this as a kid. It's great though.
    Pussies, the lot of you. Played and beat both before I was 5. Gold cartridge for life, brah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stark View Post
    I've seen people do stuff in that game I wouldn't think of doing to find hidden places. Its like "how on earth was I supposed to know about that"
    Like what? The hidden stuff in burnable trees/bombable walls? The town of New Kabuto or whatever it was called that you have to hammer?

    Generally, the answer is either Nintendo Power or being thorough.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post


    I have a slight problem guise.

    So as you might know, i play WoW.

    My guild is 90% my irl friends. (were a 10m raiding guild before you break out the "so you have no members? " jokes ).

    So, our main healer... well he sucks asshole at healing.

    How should i tell him about it?

    Irl? In Game? Up Front? Discretely?
    On Vent or whatever, make a half-kidding joke about it.

    Follow it up in person with an apology and a "but you really do need to work on that." Try to either give him advice or, if you don't know how to heal, point him to someone in-game that you know can coach him and would do so as a favor to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Jumpkick

    Jumpkick

    Jumpkick.

    Alternatively, turtle and master the art of the uppercut.

    MK2 is so horribly broken.
    Scorpion.

    GET OVER HERE.
    /uppercut
    GET OVER HERE.
    /uppercut

    Ultimate noob strategy, especially when that's the only move you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Scorpion.

    GET OVER HERE.
    /uppercut
    GET OVER HERE.
    /uppercut

    Ultimate noob strategy, especially when that's the only move you know.
    you forget Sheeva in MK3: Down, Up

    But Scorpion don't be forgetting the disappear one side and punch em from the other

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