Lesson Learned: Don't marry people, and Don't have kids.
Edit: Lesson Learned: Don't have unprotected sex with women, and sex makes women crazy.
Edit: Edit: Lesson Learned: Don't have sex.
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Lesson Learned: Don't marry people, and Don't have kids.
Edit: Lesson Learned: Don't have unprotected sex with women, and sex makes women crazy.
Edit: Edit: Lesson Learned: Don't have sex.
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Just punch em in the bawls.
Johnny Cage was good shit.
Except Kung Lao, who ducked too low after a nut punch, so you couldn't uppercut him. He's still my favorite character to play as, though.![]()
The Meaning of Life: Use your penis responsibly.
I need some sleep. This week is going to be terrible, starting tomorrow.![]()
Glorified jelly beans. And I never liked jelly beans. They always made me sick.
Absolutely love normal Lemon Heads though. And Alexander the Grape, though you can't find those as easily.
Pussies, the lot of you. Played and beat both before I was 5. Gold cartridge for life, brah.
Like what? The hidden stuff in burnable trees/bombable walls? The town of New Kabuto or whatever it was called that you have to hammer?
Generally, the answer is either Nintendo Power or being thorough.
On Vent or whatever, make a half-kidding joke about it.
Follow it up in person with an apology and a "but you really do need to work on that." Try to either give him advice or, if you don't know how to heal, point him to someone in-game that you know can coach him and would do so as a favor to you.
Scorpion.
GET OVER HERE.
/uppercut
GET OVER HERE.
/uppercut
Ultimate noob strategy, especially when that's the only move you know.