Way to ruin the subtlety.
Had to stay the night in jail because I avoided dealing with a warrant for almost a year. The warrant was issued for... failure to appear in court.

I've been fucked repeatedly by the long dick of the law. Feels bad man. But it was pretty sexy, I couldn't take full steps and my pants were practically falling down because of course they take all your potentially dangerous shit before they put you in your cell, so I had to hold on to the crotch of my pants in typical gangster fashion. It was great though, my mattress pad thing smelled like urine, I didn't get a pillow or blanket, was asleep when they passed out breakfast so I didn't get anything to eat, got to make like 14 new friends in the 6x6 holding cell, and the judge charged me more than double what I agreed to pay after I pleaded guilty. Fun times!