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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    So, all my dress pants are dirty.

    You think if I wear cute shoes and a low cut shirt, no one will notice that I'm wearing jeans when I'm not supposed to be?
    It'd probably easier without a shirt...

    No but really, i think that if you say "They're all in the wash" they will probably let you be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    So, all my dress pants are dirty.

    You think if I wear cute shoes and a low cut shirt, no one will notice that I'm wearing jeans when I'm not supposed to be?
    Steal your boyfriend's pants. Not like he ever wears them.

    Plus no one will ever know. If they're slightly baggy or long, claim it's a style. An inside tuck can handle the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Also, what is it with prude thinking my sisters are hot?

    Seriously, she won't stop hitting on them.

    She also commented that my younger sister looks a lot like me.

    I think she's pushing for an incestuous threesome.

    I am not sure how to feel about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    It'd probably easier without a shirt...
    Someone's missing a "be".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Only if the encoure is her inviting her hot sister to bed.

    Ironically, the hot sister looks a lot like her.

    Just slightly older.

    It's like I'm fucking TWINS, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    It'd probably easier without a shirt...

    No but really, i think that if you say "They're all in the wash" they will probably let you be.
    Well, I do have to wear a lab coat, I could probably just button it up...

    It depends on which instructor I run into in any given hypothetical situation. Some of them will actually give me a rather harsh punishment. And since I know I have to do this every week, I'm sure they'd say, "Well, you could have washed them all earlier."

    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Steal your boyfriend's pants. Not like he ever wears them.

    Plus no one will ever know. If they're slightly baggy or long, claim it's a style. An inside tuck can handle the rest.
    He doesn't even own dress pants. ;__;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    So, all my dress pants are dirty.

    You think if I wear cute shoes and a low cut shirt, no one will notice that I'm wearing jeans when I'm not supposed to be?
    It's okay to wear a low cut shirt if you're not wearing a mini skirt. Just make sure you aren't doing both at the same time, then that's way too slutty.
    Awww so cute~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Well, I do have to wear a lab coat, I could probably just button it up...

    It depends on which instructor I run into in any given hypothetical situation. Some of them will actually give me a rather harsh punishment. And since I know I have to do this every week, I'm sure they'd say, "Well, you could have washed them all earlier."



    He doesn't even own dress pants. ;__;
    THEY CALL THAT ONE THE 'BOYFRAN'
    I never bought those. I'm like, "ugh I'm not that kind of gurl"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    My happiness is one slutty woman and a stack of videogames. I've already got the stack of videogames and I'm in the process of closing the deal on a slutty woman.

    If I can get some cash I'm set.
    The meaning of life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    So, all my dress pants are dirty.

    You think if I wear cute shoes and a low cut shirt, no one will notice that I'm wearing jeans when I'm not supposed to be?
    Just wear the dirty ones. That's what I would do anyways.

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    He doesn't even own dress pants. ;__;
    Dear god, it's worse than we thought.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Some of them will actually give me a rather harsh punishment.
    ...

    Why's everyone looking at me like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    So, all my dress pants are dirty.

    You think if I wear cute shoes and a low cut shirt, no one will notice that I'm wearing jeans when I'm not supposed to be?
    No that'll never- I'm sorry whats the problem again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    THEY CALL THAT ONE THE 'BOYFRAN'
    I never bought those. I'm like, "ugh I'm not that kind of gurl"
    I don't know, I've been eyeballing those ex-girlfriend jeans. I like the stylish slim fitting, and the fact that everyone can seem my junk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Just wear the dirty ones. That's what I would do anyways.
    I miss those days. *has been wearing the same pants for five days*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    I never bought those. I'm like, "ugh I'm not that kind of gurl"
    You are, however, the kid of girl who'll give a handjob in the backseat of a car in exchange for a ride home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    I don't know, I've been eyeballing those ex-girlfriend jeans. I like the stylish slim fitting, and the fact that everyone can seem my junk.
    Oh we can see'em alright.

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