The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Prude]

Seeing how 98% of sex toys are designed for women, i find your statement hard to believe.

You make me squirm and giggle

[Prude]

We should start an Evans group, to celebrate his memory.

What?

[Synthetik]

You make me squirm and giggle

Is there anything that doesn't make you squirm and giggle?

What?

I never see Evans online anymore. It's like he disappeared.

[Prude]

No. NOTHING.

[Raype]

My god though, have you seen Sheen's two girlfriends? Smoking hot.

Well it worked. Because that was fucking awesome.

They were pretty attractive. In a "totally fake bleach blonde slut" kinda way. Also, he rented out a second mansion with the intent of packing it full of pornstars. Who he would subsequently fuck. Oh charlie.

[Prude]

Where is Evans?

[Prude]

They were pretty attractive. In a "totally fake bleach blonde slut" kinda way. Also, he rented out a second mansion with the intent of packing it full of pornstars. Who he would subsequently fuck. Oh charlie.

Hey what the fuck you said you didn't like blondes. Man your sister is hot.

[Lee]

You make me squirm and giggle

Kinky.

[Synthetik]

They were pretty attractive. In a "totally fake bleach blonde slut" kinda way. Also, he rented out a second mansion with the intent of packing it full of pornstars. Who he would subsequently fuck. Oh charlie.

Which reinforces the truth that we've known all along: Happiness is really just two slutty women and a shitload of cocaine.

I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty solid plan.

Where is Evans?

The world may never know. Well, I'm sure someone knows, but I sure don't. Unless I totally missed something, which seems likely.

[Raype]

It's probably less known as a piano tune, and more well known as the RAN RAN RUU meme song.

But it is a fucking hard core piano song.

But it was awesome boss fight music.

How is it not known as...

Oh, right. People suck at that one.

Nevermind.

[Raype]

Hey what the fuck you said you didn't like blondes. Man your sister is hot.

I don't though. Nor do I enjoy body piercings. And yet you're still going to dye your hair blonde while getting a hole stabbed into your face.

I think you're trying to tell me something.

Which reinforces the truth that we've known all along: Happiness is really just two slutty women and a shitload of cocaine.

I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty solid plan.

My happiness is one slutty woman and a stack of videogames. I've already got the stack of videogames and I'm in the process of closing the deal on a slutty woman.

If I can get some cash I'm set.

[Milady]

So, all my dress pants are dirty.

You think if I wear cute shoes and a low cut shirt, no one will notice that I'm wearing jeans when I'm not supposed to be?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Where is Evans?

Dead.

[Raype]

Also, what is it with prude thinking my sisters are hot?

Seriously, she won't stop hitting on them.

She also commented that my younger sister looks a lot like me.

I think she's pushing for an incestuous threesome.

I am not sure how to feel about this.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Hi Kermit!

Huh... not the reaction I was expecting.