The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Ivolt]

Hmm, a lot of our recent conversations have had crying babies in the background, and her mother hates me.

This is starting to sound more and more like a marriage.

FUCK.

Why would you hit on her mom, stupid? Especially with how you talk to Prude...

[Kermit Da Frog]

Achievement Unlocked: Paid Employment

Achievement Unlocked: Overhead press 70kg


Today is good day to be fat man.

Another one!? Get out of here, Illora!

[Inferno.]

I think my PS3 is possessed, I just got up to go to the toilet and noticed it was switched on.

I turned it off hours ago.

[Colamisu]

My non-existent OCD is totally shitting itself right now.

PRUDE'S AVATAR IS 200x261.
COSMICS'S IS 170x200.
FER'S SIG IS 349 PIXELS TALL AND WOULD BE MISALIGNED IF HE PUT IT HORIZONTAL. AND ALSO 822 PIXELS WIDE.
ALSO 150x200 AVATAR.
SHARDNAX HAS FUCKHUEG SIG AND TINY AVATAR.

It's the apocalypse, or something. Or at least Apocalypto, Jaguar Paw.

[Fer!]

I think my PS3 is possessed, I just got up to go to the toilet and noticed it was switched on.

I turned it off hours ago.

I believe your PS3 has been switched with a prototype of HAL.

[Gare]

Well, there it is, I'm only Rank 3 or so, which explains why I still get destroyed when using the armor and wasting the energy.

I like how the running is limited by the energy, instead of seeing people running like out of the olympics in COD.

Yeah, that's probably why. Try relying a bit more on Stealth mode for tougher enemies.

Hide in Stealth mode while the enemy runs past you -> uncloak and shoot him in the back -> laugh like a madman.

[Slacker Magician]

Was I seeing things the other day or is Jackhammer no longer an administrator?

[Dr Mario]

If it starts calling you Dave, run like hell.

[Lee]

Why would you hit on her mom, stupid? Especially with how you talk to Prude...

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[Colamisu]

Was I seeing things the other day or is Jackhammer no longer an administrator?

He was in the Retro list last time I saw him online. So I'd say you're correct.

[Inferno.]

Was I seeing things the other day or is Jackhammer no longer an administrator?

Retired. For now.

[Raype]

Why would you hit on her mom, stupid? Especially with how you talk to Prude...

What can I say, she's a total milf.

And chicks dig the porno 'stache.

Was I seeing things the other day or is Jackhammer no longer an administrator?

He's taking a leave of absence.

Inactive for the time being, due to various things.

So no, your eyes were not deceiving you.

I believe your PS3 has been switched with a prototype of HAL.

OPEN THE DISC TRAY DOOR PS3!

I CAN'T LET YOU PLAY THAT DAVE DAN.

[Inferno.]

It must really want me to finish Arkham Asylum.

[Slacker Magician]

Retired. For now.

Aww, I'm sure he'll go back to staff sooner or later .

[Lee]

60% on Cry2 demo