Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
Why would you hit on her mom, stupid? Especially with how you talk to Prude...
What can I say, she's a total milf.

And chicks dig the porno 'stache.

Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
Was I seeing things the other day or is Jackhammer no longer an administrator?
He's taking a leave of absence.

Inactive for the time being, due to various things.

So no, your eyes were not deceiving you.

Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
I believe your PS3 has been switched with a prototype of HAL.
OPEN THE DISC TRAY DOOR PS3!

I CAN'T LET YOU PLAY THAT DAVE DAN.