The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Jazzmarazz]

Probably shouldn't go that far.

[Inferno.]

Why are you people still talking to it?

I'd rather talk to News Bot.

See lounge for solution
???
Profit!

[Ivolt]

Why are you people still talking to it?

I'd rather talk to News Bot.

We can't really trust you either.

YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US

[Krisan Thyme]

The Plaza? who wants that when we have this awesome 3DS contest??

I'm trying my best to rack up the entries on that.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Why are you people still talking to it?

I'd rather talk to News Bot.

That thing's still around?

And here I was going to fix the draw to make my muppet friend the winner... I'll do it for Zally

Kinda hard when I haven't entered at all.

[HC~]

Probably shouldn't go that far.

Why not, he was trying to use my credit card.

[Cookie Monster]

We can't really trust you either.

YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US

Would you believe me if I say we have nothing to do this time?

[Cosmic]

Why are you people still talking to it?

I'd rather talk to News Bot.

News Bot ruled.

And I'm not just saying that because I kept logging in to it and making all those posts outside of the News Forum.

[Synthetik]

Fuck you.

That's definitely helping your case.

Alright, let's pretend that you're telling the truth for a second and you actually are a different person. Your stepbrother lives in the same house as you, right? The only way I would possibly believe your story is if you took a picture of your stepbrother in your house against a backdrop with some kind of identifiable object(s) in the background, and a time stamped piece of paper in the shot with the date and time. Then take a picture of yourself against the same background holding the same timestamped piece of paper. That is the only way that I (or anyone else here) would believe you.

Inb4 "I don't own a camera."

[Cookie Monster]

I'm trying my best to rack up the entries on that.

I saw, you are being super effective

That thing's still around?



Kinda hard when I haven't entered at all.

Impossible is nothing

[Inferno.]

That's definitely helping your case.

Alright, let's pretend that you're telling the truth for a second and you actually are a different person. Your stepbrother lives in the same house as you, right? The only way I would possibly believe your story is if you took a picture of your stepbrother in your house against a backdrop with some kind of identifiable object(s) in the background, and a time stamped piece of paper in the shot with the date and time. Then take a picture of yourself against the same background holding the same timestamped piece of paper. That is the only way that I (or anyone else here) would believe you.

Inb4 "I don't own a camera."

How else would Crosshatch take pics of his genitalia to send to members of this very forum? He's been a very naughty boy...

[Kermit Da Frog]

Impossible is nothing

Like the chances that HC is CH?

[Krisan Thyme]

I saw, you are being super effective

Not my most subtle moment, was it?

[HC~]

That's definitely helping your case.

Alright, let's pretend that you're telling the truth for a second and you actually are a different person. Your stepbrother lives in the same house as you, right? The only way I would possibly believe your story is if you took a picture of your stepbrother in your house against a backdrop with some kind of identifiable object(s) in the background, and a time stamped piece of paper in the shot with the date and time. Then take a picture of yourself against the same background holding the same timestamped piece of paper. That is the only way that I (or anyone else here) would believe you.

Inb4 "I don't own a camera."

Hate to tell you this, but I really don't own a camera. Also, he IS NOT MY BROTHER IN ANY WAY, HE JUST SAYS HE IS.

[Ivolt]

Would you believe me if I say we have nothing to do this time?

At best, I'd believe you're not personally responsible for this.

Because this tends to not be your style.

Not that I'm really effected by this, of course. I'm just saying, this is probably the joke, and it's about as stupid as last years.