The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Raype]

I could pick on your "sorry" now, but i like you too much

I'm canadian. That's how we sound. You guys are just pronouncing stuff wrong.

Also, women think it's cute.

I was on the toilet last night and thought the same thing.

You ever get one of those oblong shaped pieces of shit, the kind that are too big to really fit through your sphincter? So you have to keep pushing forever? Hate those.

[Raype]

"You're like King Midas, except everything you touch turns to shit."

Don't even know what that's from... just remember hearing it.

I've heard "you're right, everything you touch does turn to shit", but I don't seem to recall that one.

[Colamisu]

You ever get one of those oblong shaped pieces of shit, the kind that are too big to really fit through your sphincter? So you have to keep pushing forever? Hate those.

I have a love/hate relationship with the really really long, unbroken ones. Like, I hate that they can't go down the drain without a bit of work, but at the same time, it's pretty impressive.

[Ivolt]

I like how almost every third bar of my rep is one from Tassadar with a lol smiley.

[Kouen Hasuki]

time for me to hit the sack me thinks

gnite all

[Jazzmarazz]

I like how almost every third bar of my rep is one from Tassadar with a lol smiley.

I have three from Sprung that are only the rofl smiley. By now I can imagine holes worn into his carpet.

[Raype]

I have a love/hate relationship with the really really long, unbroken ones. Like, I hate that they can't go down the drain without a bit of work, but at the same time, it's pretty impressive.

But they feel so good once gravity starts taking over. And it sure beats dropping pebbles. That mild thud is a pleasant noise, provided they don't splash some water up onto your ballsack.

Furthermore, there's a real sense of accomplishment when you stand up and are all like "damn, did that just come out of me?"

[Raype]

I have three from Sprung that are only the rofl smiley. By now I can imagine holes worn into his carpet.

No biggie, they're really tiny holes.

[Ivolt]

This is the possibly the manliest conversation that could possibly happen.

[Lee]

I like how almost every third bar of my rep is one from Tassadar with a lol smiley.

I think half of mine is from Synth.

I'm canadian. That's how we sound. You guys are just pronouncing stuff wrong.

Also, women think it's cute.

You ever get one of those oblong shaped pieces of shit, the kind that are too big to really fit through your sphincter? So you have to keep pushing forever? Hate those.

I know, i just think it's cute

Oh no...

Sometimes i just shit things that i know couldn't have possibly come out of my asshole.

Like, things that are at least 9-10" in diameter.

[Jazzmarazz]

No biggie, they're really tiny holes.

As wide as they are long.

[Ivolt]

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Not a damn thing happens

Which reminds me to update

[Raype]

I know, i just think it's cute

Oh no...

Sometimes i just shit things that i know couldn't have possibly come out of my asshole.

Like, things that are at least 9-10" in diameter.

You shall henceforth be known as Leanne. But not to worry, my cuteness level is such that everyone wants to take me home.

You can fit a whole fist inside your asshole. And bigger things. Like bowling balls. Trust me, it's VERY stretchy.

[Lee]

You shall henceforth be known as Leanne. But not to worry, my cuteness level is such that everyone wants to take me home.

You can fit a whole fist inside your asshole. And bigger things. Like bowling balls. Trust me, it's VERY stretchy.

Bones aren't

[Raype]

Bones aren't

Actually, they are. Bones aren't as rigid as you'd think.

Otherwise broken bones would be a much more common occurrence!